I drink Hot Chocolate... I'm hardcore as fuck.
This is my only source of caffeine.
^ Excuse me sir, but you need to stop being a pansy.
Yeah I don't get that coffee making you poop thing, either. It just makes me have to piss really bad like 28 times. And it IS true that everyone here makes shit coffee. It just tastes like dirty water. Everyone always complains that the coffee I make is like mud, but I maintain that I simply want my coffee to actually taste like coffee. But I do put some cream and sugar in it.
I drink Hot Chocolate... I'm hardcore as fuck.
Ethiopian fair trade coffee, Black.
I never drink the shit, but my brother left a whole bag of it when he left, so I started having a cup before weightlifting. Tastes...not so fucking horrible.
I made a double turkish coffee this morning.
If you keep drinking it, you'll eventually come to love it. =)