Oh, I was just kidding, since the Manowar banner in you signature clearly gives away your closet status.
I know you were.
Ah yes, MANOWAR ... the band that has single-handedly gotten me either enormous praise or murderous derision depending on what circle I happen to be in.
There is a metal encyclopedia out there that has probably the absolute best entry regarding Manowar ... since I don't have it in front of me, I will paraphrase:
"Those who love the band, do so emphatically while those who hate them do so with a boiling, seething rage. It would be best for both camps to declare war on each other, complete with hand-to-hand combat with broadswords. Somehow, we feel this would do the band proud."