- Apr 13, 2001
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A one hour and 47 minute instrumental? They have GOT to be kidding, not even dream theatre could keep my interest for that long! This has to be a pisstake or something. Surely.
These guys have gone beyond progressive metal into ludicrous metal (can you imagine the guys in the band? Ludicrous metal....GO!!! Sorry thats a joke you wont get unless you have seen spaceballs....) Or maybe they have progressed right up their arse......... Ive got a million of them folks, ill be here all week
I still cant wait to hear it though, they have piqued my curiosity, even if I still havent quite worked out the story to part 2 yet!
Is it true that they will perform it live just once in its entirety because they will all spontaneously combust at the end? Oh the jokes just keep coming.....
The whole album is 6 hours and 43 minutes. I am ASTOUNDED. What an achievement.
If you could have seen me when I read all that, I would have looked like this -->
These guys have gone beyond progressive metal into ludicrous metal (can you imagine the guys in the band? Ludicrous metal....GO!!! Sorry thats a joke you wont get unless you have seen spaceballs....) Or maybe they have progressed right up their arse......... Ive got a million of them folks, ill be here all week
I still cant wait to hear it though, they have piqued my curiosity, even if I still havent quite worked out the story to part 2 yet!
Is it true that they will perform it live just once in its entirety because they will all spontaneously combust at the end? Oh the jokes just keep coming.....
The whole album is 6 hours and 43 minutes. I am ASTOUNDED. What an achievement.
If you could have seen me when I read all that, I would have looked like this -->
Spruce Goose
Then Goose me up woman!
I think it is most definatly a gee up.
I was suspicious the whole time I was reading it, but the line that made me realise it was full of bullshit was:
"John Myung was unavailable for comment"
Hahahaha.
Ahh, thats some funny shit...... cause he never speaks..... Geddit?
I was suspicious the whole time I was reading it, but the line that made me realise it was full of bullshit was:
"John Myung was unavailable for comment"
Hahahaha.
Ahh, thats some funny shit...... cause he never speaks..... Geddit?
Uh-oh I think I fell for it..........erm I mean, yeah, thats why I was joking about it so much, I knew it was all fake...
The thing that worries me is that it sounded possible, they would be nuts enough to do that.
Ahh crap, I feel like more of an idiot now than usual
The thing that worries me is that it sounded possible, they would be nuts enough to do that.
Ahh crap, I feel like more of an idiot now than usual
Spiff
I have the power
This was an April Fool's Day joke from last year - see the af00 in the URL. The people who have maintained the FAQ over the years have been prone to do this sort of thing, replacing the FAQ with a phony press release, or replacing the page with a Blind Melon website (I think that's what happened once, anyway).
Happy to help.
Happy to help.
Thats just GREAT, the thread even has a little winking smiley on it and I STILL didnt get it.
Ladies and gentleman if I could just direct your attention to the dopey looking, long haired idiot in the corner, the new holder of the title.........the stupidest bastard of ALL time!
God I feel like im back at school getting teased by the kids again, I always got picked on and this is why: One time a guy asked me if I went to see bob marley (now bear in mind I was about 14 so never heard his music, I knew he was dead though, all shall become clearer soon) I said no, hoping they would then leave me alone, but then he asked why and so, because I just wanted to get away from them I said "I didnt know he was out here touring".
<insert laughter here>
Ahh the memores are just flooding back
I swear Ill get you for this sydo.......
Ladies and gentleman if I could just direct your attention to the dopey looking, long haired idiot in the corner, the new holder of the title.........the stupidest bastard of ALL time!
God I feel like im back at school getting teased by the kids again, I always got picked on and this is why: One time a guy asked me if I went to see bob marley (now bear in mind I was about 14 so never heard his music, I knew he was dead though, all shall become clearer soon) I said no, hoping they would then leave me alone, but then he asked why and so, because I just wanted to get away from them I said "I didnt know he was out here touring".
<insert laughter here>
Ahh the memores are just flooding back
I swear Ill get you for this sydo.......
Originally posted by Sydo
I did originall have a winking smilie in the original thread, but I thought that was too obvious.
Plus, you'll should note, as we are always being corrected by a certain someone here - it's Dream Theater!!
Not Theatre.
Yeah, we wouldnt want it to be too obvious.................and thats right, just keep pointing out where I screwed up AGAIN...........
Sydo, you bastard.
Just imagine when everyone gets home this evening and reads this thread........
(Spawn goes and hides in the corner and covers his eyes in a futile "if i cant see them they cant see me" gesture)
