I don't like Labrie's face, he looks like a mongolian evil emperor.
I wish they look for another singer.
This is why Jevil will always be one of my favorite people ever.
Prob because he's already in a better band.
This, on the other hand...
I've never gotten BTBAM. I have several of their albums, and every time I listen to *any* of them my thought process is basically
"Drums are... well, guitars are... erm, vocals are... balls with it, I'm just going to listen to Cynic. How are these kids a band again?"
Granted, Dream Theater is one of the bands that got me into heavy stuff from the beginning. (The others are the usual suspects... Opeth, Dark Tranquillity, and Nevermore, apart from all of the old guys like King Crimson, Yes, ELP, Rush, and so on, so I'm a bit boring right now... oh, well.) I've *really* tried to care about BTBAM, but bringing them up in a DT thread is like mentioning the goldfish that 'bit' your friend's sister's cousin in a shark thread... I'm pulling a blank here.
The first Gigantour that Dream Theater played was also the first heavy show that I saw... just in case I wasn't already biased enough. When I saw BTBAM on tour (with Devin Townsend and Cynic supporting, because that isn't *absolutely fucked in every way imaginable*) I was just completely missing the point. Again, I had already heard several of their albums a few times - I'm even listening to Alaska right now, because... seriously, I don't understand how I have spent so much time missing everything positive that everyone has ever said about this band and just heard the musical equivalent of someone taking a not-unreasonable looking blonde, stacking eight pounds of silicone and fifty dollars of makeup on a table next to her, and pretending that everything had already been assembled into some sort of sex goddess just for the sheer unbridled shitfuck of it all. I'm rather slow, but I never thought I was *that* slow... everything I've ever heard sounds like it has all of the ingredients of a monumental album but had them mixed together by a Downs baby that communicated entirely through bowel movements.
I'm pulling a total fucking blank here. How is there *any* comparison between a band that for *years* pushed envelopes of all shapes and sizes and a band that gets called revolutionary for pushing trendy rubbish back and forth in a slightly randomized way? "Oh, fuckitydoo, we're from North Goddamn Carolina and we have one non-vegetarian member, and this useless rubbish makes it all the way to our Wikipedia pages!" Yay, if we pretend that involuntary reactions are a reasonable substitute for interest then I can almost vomit a fifth of Bombay out of excitement over Alaska! Somebody please just kill me. This is stupid.
Jeff