Drunk girlfriend with period = shit

[onqel]

Sorry .. It's so awful Needz morez beerz uke:

 

[Dylan S]

Awful as in she is in the mood but you don't want to go there? Or awful as in she's extra moody/emotional?

 

[20Mg]

cranberry penis

 

[JeffTD]

Fuck her in the shower.

 

[lilhermiejobo]

Some chicks take it VERY personal if you won't do the deed while they're bleeding. So, what? If you aren't into it, you aren't into it. End of story. Just remind her that sex during her menstrual cycle puts her at higher risk of developing complications that is believed to lead to pelvic inflammatory disease.

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

That just made me imagine the scenario "I'm sorry honey, I'd do you but I don't want to get cancer."

haha. I don't think I could get away with that ever.

 

[Ermz]

Some chicks take it VERY personal if you won't do the deed while they're bleeding. So, what? If you aren't into it, you aren't into it. End of story. Just remind her that sex during her menstrual cycle puts her at higher risk of developing complications that can lead to illness, disease and even as far as cancer.

^ Really? Fuck, mine has to swat me away with brooms and shit during that time.

 

[JeffTD]

Ermz the way you phrased that makes it sound like you're dying to drink from the bloody river?

 

[JeffTD]

Also I don't care if we're talking on MSN this verys econd and it would've been quicker to IM you there.

 

[Pedro Teixeira]

Waaat?=! Give you cancer? TO YOU? The male?! What the fuck? I don't buy that shit, doesn't make any sense... It could cause to the woman (according to what you said) by what you said... but still I find it a bit hard to believe... Cause I've always ripped that shit with my gf when she's on her period, you just get your pecker bloodbathed, who cares?!

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

you just get your pecker bloodbathed, who cares?!

So fucking metal bro.

 

[lilhermiejobo]

Yeah, sorry dudes, I had my wires crossed. I was thinking of something else I read while I typed that. I've edited my post, though. It doesn't put the dude at risk of anything aside from a mess to clean, but it can cause some problems for the lady-folk later on down the road, from what I understand. While I'm not a medical practitioner, several members of my family are in the medical field (not receptionists, either for anyone thinking "yeah, okay... riiight").

 

[Bekanor]

^ Really? Fuck, mine has to swat me away with brooms and shit during that time.

I just pictured a girl sitting up all night with a cross and garlic while some gnarly sex vampire hangs upside down from the rafters by his cock.

 

[Ermz]

I think that's the makings of some Twilight fan-fiction right there.

 

[Bekanor]

I'm pretty sure nobody in the Twilight universe comes even close to having a penis.

Except maybe the date rape werewolf.

 

[crazykarl]

Drunk girlfriend with period = shit

Isn't that a Slipknot song?

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

^ Really? Fuck, mine has to swat me away with brooms and shit during that time.

You aren't the only one bro.

I will hit it whenever.

Even when "Aunt Flo" is spending the week at our house.

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

cranberry penis

Yeah this. uke:

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Even when "Aunt Flo" is spending the week at our house.

Ouch, and entire fucking week? THAT SUCKS.

 

[narcossintese]

Marie Rosé sauce