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Violet Baudelaire said:
thanks! and btw, i dont like f.fic much, or shippers for that matter but in any case my favourite ship would be lupin, sirius, and me :p

:lol: :lol: :lol: well, there's a lot of fic involving lupin and sirius, while i'm not sure i've read anything featuring you :lol: actually i could try and write one - unfortunately i haven't got much time for fiction at the moment, i wrote a short cookie for the ootp fic challenge but it was far too silly to be liked by the vast majority - apparently i cannot manage to write anything but humour, it was the same when i wrote for the lecter fandom, i start with good intentions like "this one is going to be serious! honest!" and end up being totally stupid... people like high drama unfortunately ;)
 
RealHazard said:
zjussa - anonymous request

:D

I wonder who was that who requested me...can I guess? Is his name start with an "O" and ending with "rmir" ? :D

But you mispelled Ormir's porn nickname - it would be much better as "extra-loose-S/Mi" :lol: Vote on it ppl please :D

Ah, and to answer the STARTING questions:
1. Very very very rarely
2. and if so, I dont remember their titles....are they actually matter? :doh:
3. Dont have fav "actor"
4. on TV
 
@hyena

lupin and sirius? :erk: see, thats the reason i hate fanfic
ive never written one but i think i will, during those post-azkaban pre-grimauld moments sirius spent down south
it will be silly of course, lets have our own silliest fanfic contest :p
and well, we *are* in the porn forum, so we can include some of that as well
 
@violet: YES! YES! let's have a silly ficlet challenge! i'll try to post a silliness thread on fa, i'll keep you posted
 
Sirius took his wand out and killed a rat, wishing it were Peter, and fed it to Buckbeak. He felt oddly empty, worse than he'd felt even in Azkaban, because he couldnt stop thinking about-

er :lol: yes do let me know
 
there is a cookie and ficlets thread, i'll check it out later today. are you registered at FA? what's your nick there? let me know and i will send a private owl to you!
 
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took 20 seconds in MS paint, since my new comp doesn't have PS yet
 
well, finally some porn in this porn thread. :p

just to be sure so you people don't act hastily and cry later: the rules are pretty simple.
- don't post "simple" porn pictures just for the sake of it. if there's a joke it's ok. otherwise it's an ugly waste of bandwidth and i'll take them down.
- don't use faces or (recognizable :rolleyes: ) body parts of people who didn't put their picture online somewhere accessible. if you do i'll take them down.
- if somebody tells you in advance they don't want their picture used in this game, you don't use it. if you do i'll take it down.
- if somebody complains after you've used their picture, be kind and take it down. if you don't, you guessed it, i will.

one more for the record: pissed-off users complaining that their pretty face has been marred by the evil yoke of forced exposure to porn and public amusement are better off doing that either here or by private messaging me, instead of using the sanctimonious instrument of reporting the post to the moderators. me and niklas won't read it any time sooner anyway, and the effect would be exactly the same. thank you.