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[hyena]

thanks! and btw, i dont like f.fic much, or shippers for that matter but in any case my favourite ship would be lupin, sirius, and me

well, there's a lot of fic involving lupin and sirius, while i'm not sure i've read anything featuring you actually i could try and write one - unfortunately i haven't got much time for fiction at the moment, i wrote a short cookie for the ootp fic challenge but it was far too silly to be liked by the vast majority - apparently i cannot manage to write anything but humour, it was the same when i wrote for the lecter fandom, i start with good intentions like "this one is going to be serious! honest!" and end up being totally stupid... people like high drama unfortunately

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

zjussa - anonymous request

I wonder who was that who requested me...can I guess? Is his name start with an "O" and ending with "rmir" ?

But you mispelled Ormir's porn nickname - it would be much better as "extra-loose-S/Mi" Vote on it ppl please

Ah, and to answer the STARTING questions:
1. Very very very rarely
2. and if so, I dont remember their titles....are they actually matter? :doh:
3. Dont have fav "actor"
4. on TV

 

[Hitori]

@hyena

lupin and sirius? see, thats the reason i hate fanfic
ive never written one but i think i will, during those post-azkaban pre-grimauld moments sirius spent down south
it will be silly of course, lets have our own silliest fanfic contest
and well, we *are* in the porn forum, so we can include some of that as well

 

[Naku ist krig]

@Zjussa:Nah, request was from more like S........Mi.

 

[hyena]

@violet: YES! YES! let's have a silly ficlet challenge! i'll try to post a silliness thread on fa, i'll keep you posted

 

[Hitori]

Sirius took his wand out and killed a rat, wishing it were Peter, and fed it to Buckbeak. He felt oddly empty, worse than he'd felt even in Azkaban, because he couldnt stop thinking about-

er yes do let me know

 

[hyena]

there is a cookie and ficlets thread, i'll check it out later today. are you registered at FA? what's your nick there? let me know and i will send a private owl to you!

 

[Steve]

The answer to my joke?
Nothing!

It's an obnoxious joke, bt it can be funny.

 

[Onyx]

What's white and twelve inches long?

Uhh... My arm minus lenth of my palm?

 

[Thanatos]

 

[Onyx]

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

:Smug:


(No, no! This thread will not die.. Live, liiiiive! Go, live your life.. Time flies, take your chance)

 

[Steve]

(No, no! This thread will not die.. Live, liiiiive! Go, live your life.. Time flies, take your chance)

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

This thread should be buried six feet under. Pfff.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

No it cant be!!! This was the thread where I was called Porn Face.

Nick

 

[Steve]

I need to make a pirate smiley

 

[Steve]

took 20 seconds in MS paint, since my new comp doesn't have PS yet

 

[Steve]

now without the white background:

wait, wrong one

 

[Naku ist krig]

No it cant be!!! This was the thread where I was called Porn Face.

Well your face just happens look so masculine.

 

[rahvin]

well, finally some porn in this porn thread.

just to be sure so you people don't act hastily and cry later: the rules are pretty simple.
- don't post "simple" porn pictures just for the sake of it. if there's a joke it's ok. otherwise it's an ugly waste of bandwidth and i'll take them down.
- don't use faces or (recognizable ) body parts of people who didn't put their picture online somewhere accessible. if you do i'll take them down.
- if somebody tells you in advance they don't want their picture used in this game, you don't use it. if you do i'll take it down.
- if somebody complains after you've used their picture, be kind and take it down. if you don't, you guessed it, i will.

one more for the record: pissed-off users complaining that their pretty face has been marred by the evil yoke of forced exposure to porn and public amusement are better off doing that either here or by private messaging me, instead of using the sanctimonious instrument of reporting the post to the moderators. me and niklas won't read it any time sooner anyway, and the effect would be exactly the same. thank you.