...or at least tried to. no one's seen him in five days; his parents know where he is but aren't telling; his car and laundry and everything are still at our house and my roommates said his parents came and got him in the middle of the night; we called them to check on him and stuff and he wasn't there, but he called us back ten minutes later to say hello and the caller ID was from a hospital! either suicide attempt or some kind of embarassing genital surgery, we're thinking...