Duel of The Millenium

[Beave]

Unlike Mayo, miracle whip doesn't come out looking like blobs of congealed fat. It's actually a whipped substance and has a more tang flavor too it. It tastes way better, the nutritional facts clearly point out it's better for you, and the price is a bit higher also.

So technically sirs and madams, Mayo is the trailer park version

Oh man...I guess i'm in a really goofy mood right now, 'cause I was drinkin' a beer when i first read that, and i damn near spit it all over my computer screen in a fit of laughter. Way to turn the tables on the trailer park factor!


And ya do make a strong case for Miracle Whip. One thing you forgot to mention however is that mayo tends to be a fertile substance for cultivating Salmonella and what not. I got food poisoning once from mayo and i thought i was gonna die.


So right now i'm leaning towards Miracle Whip as my preferred condiment...

 

[Spanish_Lass]

You obviously have not tried Alioli yet So garlicky it will blow your heid and come out of every pore in the body. That beats the competition with a shitty stick.

 

[cadavria]

How does one hate BBQ sauce?

Well it just makes me sick uke: , can't stand even its smell

 

[Trashhead]

You obviously have not tried Alioli yet So garlicky it will blow your heid and come out of every pore in the body. That beats the competition with a shitty stick.

I follow her, garlicy goodness ftw

 

[Achtland]

Anybody that puts mayo of any kind on a burger should be sent to the firing line and shot dead. Disgusting!

Nothing worse than ordering a burger with no mayo to go then get home to find the burger has been marinading in mayo the entire way home. uke:

 

[Beave]

Anybody that puts mayo of any kind on a burger should be sent to the firing line and shot dead. Disgusting!

Nothing worse than ordering a burger with no mayo to go then get home to find the burger has been marinading in mayo the entire way home. uke:

So, you're implying that you don't particularly care for mayo on your burgers?

 

[Achtland]

Just ever so slightly.

 

[Ross]

dont like mayonaisse and i dont know what miracle whip is

 

[Vilewoman]

Unlike Mayo, miracle whip doesn't come out looking like blobs of congealed fat. It's actually a whipped substance and has a more tang flavor too it. It tastes way better, the nutritional facts clearly point out it's better for you, and the price is a bit higher also.

So technically sirs and madams, Mayo is the trailer park version

Best argument I've heard about mayo vs miracle whip.

 

[Achtland]

Miracle Whip makes a good cole slaw and potato salad dressing. I don't think mayo would give those much flavor just a slimy texture. uke:

 

[bathory...]

I'm a vegitarian and don't eat either.

 

[PatronOfWarriors]

I vote for neither, cuz I like my meat to taste like meat

Saying the same!

 

[Phantomreaper]

I say mayo, cause miracle whip will give you herpes in the afterlife.