Dumb things parents say to you before you go on a trip

[xfer]

Going to New Orleans for Mardi Gras:

my mother:
"Be careful of the women down there! They hang from balconies and have diseases!"

my friend's mother (last words as she gets on the plane):
"...and...and...don't let anyone pee on you!"

 

[avi]

As if you'd actually let someone pee on you....



...that is, unless you're one of those people

 

[xfer]

"GOLDEN showers!"

 

[deadair]

i was terrified...


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then i let out a huge sigh when the pic finished loading...

 

[xfer]

i am here to terrify!

 

[minxnim]

anytime i go on a trip where i will be driving my mom says
'don't forget, wet leaves are like ice!!!!'

 

[FuSoYa]

for some reason, my mom always says "don't take any drugs"

 

[xfer]

Why does she think I am more likely to nail a dirty whore and you are more likely to die in a crack house somewhere?

 

[FuSoYa]

i don't know, because in reality it's actually the complete vice-versa!