I've stole my bestfriend's girlfriend. I lost the two of them within 3 months plus a punch in the face, how dumb is that?
I once grabbed my TV remote thinking it was my Cell phone and carried it around my pocket the entire day.
It's pretty nothing, but once when the waitress said "Good appetite" I said seriously: "You too". But I was young and I felt ashamed after that
I told my art teacher the only way to make vegetables look interesting was to set them on fire and make them fight each other
I've never heard "good appetite" before... hahaha