Eastern Power Outages.

[Riehlthing]

What are 2 things in the air that get a blonde pregnant?

Just remembered this joke.

 

[remington69]

What did it is that my doctor stripped my membranes,

That didn't even work for my poor sister with her first born. Well, not entirely, i should say. Her water broke a day later, but no contractions. They eventually had to induce her. I also remember walking and walking and walking with her and my brother-in-law around that damn maternity floor forever. Of course, she should've took this as a sign...Anakin is such a stubborn little boy now.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Hey, was that Mrs. Dream on the news today? Channel 19 had a lady who was scheduled to have labor induced today, instead it looked like she was just going to work.

No,

She goes this coming thursday!!

 

[jdelpi]

Speaking of Cleveland and TV, I met Neil Zurcher! (sp?) I rule.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Well, semen does quite a lot itself, too. Something else for the boys to be proud of.

Semen apparently has something called prostaglandins in it and getting on the cervix is supposed to be a good thing for helping the cervix start to dilate and efface. This is what my wife the nurse tells me. I don't care why--she just want to bump uglies a lot lately and that's cool with me. LOL.

Although she's way too big now for her to be comfortable in most positions for very long so we do other things and keep the sex short...ahem, i guess that's too much info, but hey the Anthrax message board is all about sharing private info, right!!

 

[Metal Maiden]

We call that a Public Service Anouncement!!!

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Speaking of Cleveland and TV, I met Neil Zurcher! (sp?) I rule.

Was he in your town on a one tank trip?

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

We call that a Public Service Anouncement!!!

Yes, indeed.

 

[jdelpi]

Was he in your town on a one tank trip?

Yeah, but that fucker doesn't really drive the red convertible on his trips. I feel I have been living a lie my whole life. I used to watch him when I lived in Cleveland. My family went to Hershey thanks to him.

This isn't right.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Yeah, but that fucker doesn't really drive the red convertible on his trips. I feel I have been living a lie my whole life. I used to watch him when I lived in Cleveland. My family went to Hershey thanks to him.

This isn't right.

That bastard! We'll have to string him up now.