ego boost

[audiophileguy]

this is for all you sad, pathetic bastards(like me)
cheer up, it could be worse

http://the17thman.typepad.com/my_weblog/2006/08/1st_annual_smal.html

 

[ossa]

I have never been so entranced by tiny dicks in my life. Definitely not saying I want to see one of those in real life, but I'm just incredulous that those are even real.

WTF.

 

[arg]

wow. thank you for this. now i dont feel so bad.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

holy shit
honestly i feel terrible for those guys

 

[False Joe]

Holy shit sacks.

 

[Cythraul]

how do you even have sex with a penis that small? It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but not because of the chick, but because of you.

edit: whoa, holy shit. That one chubby guy is so small it's like a reverse dick. Alright, I'm done looking at dicks. This is really gay.

edit: ok , so it would be more like throwing a dried up tootsie roll down a hallway. Alright, I'm done.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Wow. People will do anything to be on the Stern show it seems. I think I remember this being on his E! show, very edited obviously.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

WTF!!!

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

holy shit
honestly i feel terrible for those guys

I know, right. I'm definitely not competing to be in a MonstersOfCock video, but goddamn I think I'm literally 500 times the size of these poor chaps.

 

[whiskey funeral]

edit: ok , so it would be more like throwing a dried up tootsie roll down a hallway. Alright, I'm done.

I couldn't even get past watching the second guy so I'm not sure how some of you made it through the whole video. Those poor unfortunate souls.

 

[cannibal corpse]

Won't load.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

That one guy had an innie.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

WHAT....THE.....FUCK....

HAHAHAHAH.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Something's really really wrong with the world when you want to be on television showcasing your small dick,i mean god.

 

[ossa]

I wonder how some of these guys masturbate. I mean, their dicks are so small that I'm just completely mystified.

 

[The Ozzman]

Probably using tweezers from a keychain pocket knife

 

[Caecius]

I heard somewhere, you gain an inch on your penis for every 35 lbs you lose.

 

[wandering_taco]

I heard something like that too.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

I heard somewhere, you gain an inch on your penis for every 35 lbs you lose.

So then you lose an inch for every 35 pounds you gain?? I heard something similar.

 

[wandering_taco]

I dont think so cause when I was gaining weight my peepee stayed the same size. I guess it can only get bigger.