ego boost

[viewerfromnihil]

it won't actually get bigger, it just makes it look bigger. kinda like if you shave your pubes except that pubes arent flesh

as for the vid... i feel bad for them, honestly, i'd give them a penis donation if i could

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I thought the fatty had a vagina

 

[Ben_t]

I heard somewhere, you gain an inch on your penis for every 35 lbs you lose.

That's retarded. Only explanation I can think of is that guys who lost that weight could see an extra inch of their dicks because their belly got out of the way.

 

[waif]

lol
I never felt insecure about my dick but now I feel more secure.

btw I've heard that the more you wank the longer it gets. Anyone know for a fact if this is true or false?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

lol
I never felt insecure about my dick but now I feel more secure.

btw I've heard that the more you wank the longer it gets. Anyone know for a fact if this is true or false?

only if you're a rough masturbater and you put lots of power into the upward stroke

i'm not sure about the more wanking = bigger weiner theory but i do know that if you wank too much, your dick will start to curve

 

[SentinelSlain]

well it definitely does get longer, until you come that is

 

[Ben_t]

lol
I never felt insecure about my dick but now I feel more secure.

btw I've heard that the more you wank the longer it gets. Anyone know for a fact if this is true or false?

Since your penis isn't a muscle that's false. You can still go at it 10 times a day and hope that it makes a difference though.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

in my opinion, size matters on how horny you are at the moment tbh

 

[wandering_taco]

That would be weird having a curved cock.

 

[cookiecutter]

Wow. That was morbidly fascinating. I didn't realize that they could be that small.

 

[CAIRATH]

These guys must have massive cars.

 

[waif]

Since your penis isn't a muscle that's false. You can still go at it 10 times a day and hope that it makes a difference though.

But there's veins and shit. That doesn't stretch?

That would be weird having a curved cock.

I mean, if your dick is in a weird position in your pants when it gets hard it'll come out kinda curved...

 

[cookiecutter]

I'm almost positive it won't stretch if you masturbate. That seems ridiculous.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have an 8 inch dick.

That'l do.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

problem solved...

 

[Zephyrus]

These guys must have massive cars.

You wonder why Renault and Opal don't market to America, its patronage can't fit in most of them.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

But there's veins and shit. That doesn't stretch?

There are dick enlargement pills that are supposed to make the veins in your cock hold more blood, therefore your dick will eventually get bigger because of so much more blood flow. Sounds legit, but I'm not sure if I buy it.

 

[wandering_taco]

Yea those are always advertised in the back of magazines, never heard of anybody actually buying them tho. Course its not really something you'd prolly want to tell everyone lol.

 

[waif]

There are dick enlargement pills that are supposed to make the veins in your cock hold more blood, therefore your dick will eventually get bigger because of so much more blood flow. Sounds legit, but I'm not sure if I buy it.

Dude I currently have...*checks email*...507 emails trying to sell me penis enlargement stuff. Not kidding. Actually, 507 is what's in my spam folder atm (it deletes after a month). 90% is penis stuff, 5% porn, 5% other shit. So...about 450 emails for penis enlargement.
I'd have to be a fucking moron to buy any of this crap.

 

[Zephyrus]

There are dick enlargement pills that are supposed to make the veins in your cock hold more blood, therefore your dick will eventually get bigger because of so much more blood flow. Sounds legit, but I'm not sure if I buy it.

That wouldn't do anything. What's required is to build more tissue, not increase bloodflow.