ego boost

[SentinelSlain]

I don't see why people bother unless it's actually a problem for them. If you have like a 3 inch dick you can still have sex you know.

 

[cookiecutter]

You wonder why Renault and Opal don't market to America, its patronage can't fit in most of them.

Saturns are Opals now. I think they just change the styling slightly.

I don't see why people bother unless it's actually a problem for them. If you have like a 3 inch dick you can still have sex you know.

Also the bottom third of the vagina contains the most nerve endings.

 

[Deicidal]

I've seen this before. Holy shit. This makes me feel triumphant.

Haha someone needs to make a biggest vagina contest. That would be hilarious. And creepy.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

Dude I currently have...*checks email*...507 emails trying to sell me penis enlargement stuff. Not kidding. Actually, 507 is what's in my spam folder atm (it deletes after a month). 90% is penis stuff, 5% porn, 5% other shit. So...about 450 emails for penis enlargement.
I'd have to be a fucking moron to buy any of this crap.

I know, I have the same problems. I get wack porn & cock enlargement e-mails, but I also get a bunch of spam from guys in Britian who want me to hold onto their $8,000,000 for them while they move over here, or whatever, blahblahblahblah. It's all bullshit.

Haha someone needs to make a biggest vagina contest. That would be hilarious. And creepy

:Smokin:

 

[SentinelSlain]

flattest tits and arse award. Supermodels would win.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

largest assortment of genital warts contest

 

[waif]

I know, I have the same problems. I get wack porn & cock enlargement e-mails, but I also get a bunch of spam from guys in Britian who want me to hold onto their $8,000,000 for them while they move over here, or whatever, blahblahblahblah. It's all bullshit.

I got something from Rock Zuma, who claimed to be a seargant in Iraq who had committed war crimes and found a shit ton of money and wanted my help getting it back.

 

[Valdincan]

Penis size doesn't matter up to a point, but if your dick is so fucking small you are barley get it into the pussy, sucks to be you. Those guys got nerves to go on naked like that, not packing anything.

Also, it would suck to be the guy with the normal sized dick that got rejected by the lesbians.

 

[arg]

is 5 inches erect small?

 

[Deicidal]

is 5 inches erect small?

That's almost average. As long as it's bigger than the average person's pinky, I think chicks would tolerate it.

 

[cookiecutter]

I looked up human penis size on wikipedia (omg gay!) and it said that average size was in the low 5". It also said that the median size was lower than the average, which means that the majority of men were below average size. It also said that the most sensitive part of a woman's vagina was the first four inches.

It also said that compared to primates, humans had unusually large genitals. Take that animal kingdom!

 

[wandering_taco]

Wow, I heard that avg was 6", guess thats a bit off. Looks like I'm more above avg than I thought. I saw part of a program about sex in the animal kingdom before and I caught the part about how our genitals are huge for primates, like a gorilla has a dick like the guys in the video lol.

 

[Deicidal]

Hey cookiecutter, does the info say 5 inches erect??

 

[Valdincan]

This thread has managed to become even more awkward.

Hey cookiecutter, does the info say 5 inches erect??

The average is around 5.1-5.9 in erect. The vag is normally only 3-4 inches deep.

I hope that helps your ego.

 

[cookiecutter]

At least no one has begun posting their "ego boost" yet.

 

[wandering_taco]

At least no one has begun posting their "ego boost" yet.

I'm sure one drunken night Grays or someone will.

 

[False Joe]

It's pretty much because of the majority of people here get their idea of average cock size from the inevitably large amount of porn they watch.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

That's almost average. As long as it's bigger than the average person's pinky, I think chicks would tolerate it.

I loled

 

[Deicidal]

Anyone seen that extenze commercial late at night?? I love when they interview the black guy.

I doubt that shit even works, but I bet there's a guy right now overdosing on that shit, trying to hide his junk in his shoes...

 

[SentinelSlain]

from what you guys are saying, maybe my 8 inch that looked normal according to porn, will be too much for some poor bint.

ah well.