Emoticon interpretation game

[Turbo]

Lies. Even if someone was threatening to attack my clit with a cheese grater whilst hovering a minge above my face UNLESS I turn cockney... it still would be in no danger of happening.

I hate the bastards as well.

 

[Leandro]

What's the difference? You're all english

 

[drakkar_anni]

Cause I call grass... grass, and not 'grarse'. And I take baths, not 'barths'.

 

[Leandro]

But you were still born in england. Pwnt

 

[drakkar_anni]

Haha, I have no issues with my englishness. Just starting to get a bit worried about how you know so much about me is all.

 

[Leandro]

beware i'm gonna stalk you and throw coconuts at your home

 

[drakkar_anni]

It'll be wasted. Ethnics would grab them before they even hit my house.

 

[Turbo]

What's the difference? You're all english

People of Birmingham speak the queens english.

 

[drakkar_anni]

People of Birmingham speak the queens english.

The Queen speaks Paki too? You live and learn...

 

[Turbo]

The Queen speaks Paki too? You live and learn...

Damn that made me laugh! Yeah our town is a fucking disgrace.

 

[Leandro]

It'll be wasted. Ethnics would grab them before they even hit my house.

No one can inutilize my weapuns

People of Birmingham speak the queens english.

As a matter of fact, I much like the english accent. But don't tell the n00bs

 

[drakkar_anni]

English accent? Round Londontown? You'll be lucky mate.

 

[Turbo]

The ability to remember ones name, would be amazing around London - the asshole of South England. Get it up ye.

 

[drakkar_anni]

 

[Leandro]

English accent? Round Londontown? You'll be lucky mate.

Who said london?

 

[drakkar_anni]

Well you know, I just assumed. London being the centre of the universe and all... must be what was meant.

 

[Turbo]

Ive always been a fan of the Geordies - Keeping the Scots out of England.

 

[Leandro]

Well you know, I just assumed. London being the centre of the universe and all... must be what was meant.

With the amount of brazilians and pakis in london, it's astounding english is still the official language

 

[drakkar_anni]

And bringing us Byker Grove. Oh, for the days when my Dad stopped me watching that cause two lads kissed.

 

[drakkar_anni]

With the amount of brazilians and pakis in london, it's astounding english is still the official language

Haha, give it like... a couple of years or so. I'll soon be addressed as Becmeelah or some shit. And be forced to have leghair that I trip over on.