My prof gave me a horrible mark on my essay.
That is only because he is closeminded.
Society has brainwashed him and made him its drone, obviously.
Oh well, I know other teachers and profs who have appreciated my views, and flatter me with compliments that are sometimes embarrassing.
Aye, well c'est la vie.
Jesus doesn't love me!
Allah wants nothing to do with me!
Buddha doesn't want to be my friend!
Vajrakumara won't protect me!
The local cult won't let me participate in their mass suicide!
Where the FUCK DO I TURN?!
Fuck religion, it's a crock.
I'm going to shit on the floor!
But that's so lame.
Would I get stuck cleaning that shit up?
I'll just leave it for my wife
Dammit, now I stepped in it!
Solefald just came out with a new album.
Am totally excited to hear it.
Naturally I know it's going to rock.
Those boys know what they're doing.
In Flames, however, do not.
You're really very smart
(Yeah..as if I don't know you're fake)
Oh no no, I was just saying how cool you are
Why won't you leaveeeeeeee
Thank God he's gone
, you should desribe the emoticons of the person above you 
