Emoticon interpretation game

[Falconspirit]

^Chris you shouldn't describe your own emoticons , you should desribe the emoticons of the person above you

so I'll give yours a go

You're crazyyyyy!!!!!!, I hate you, You're crazyyyyy...then again I am too

 

[Incendiare]

Ok, Falconspirit, let me continue by describing your last ones.

:Smug:

My prof gave me a horrible mark on my essay.
That is only because he is closeminded.
Society has brainwashed him and made him its drone, obviously.
Oh well, I know other teachers and profs who have appreciated my views, and flatter me with compliments that are sometimes embarrassing.
Aye, well c'est la vie.

 

[chris-o-fer]

I did not have anal sex! DID SO! ok, so what hehe! OMG Your serious?? ummm...kinda.

@ Falcon: Thx, my bad


:Smug:

 

[Incendiare]

Jesus doesn't love me!
Allah wants nothing to do with me!
Buddha doesn't want to be my friend!
Vajrakumara won't protect me!
The local cult won't let me participate in their mass suicide!
Where the FUCK DO I TURN?!
Fuck religion, it's a crock.

 

[chris-o-fer]

man, i'm sleepy.
but wait! there's always sex!
YEAH! SEX!
SEX! SEX! SEX!
wait, she might be stinky...
aw hell, i'm going for it anyways!

 

[Incendiare]

That guy is hot.
Maybe I can get his number.
Sweet, he SO gave it to me.
We'll see where this goes.
This guy seems too good for me though.

 

[chris-o-fer]

I'm going to shit on the floor!
But that's so lame.
Would I get stuck cleaning that shit up?
I'll just leave it for my wife
Dammit, now I stepped in it!

 

[Incendiare]

Forgot to add in some emoticons there. But I'll just put some more in...

:hotjump:

 

[chris-o-fer]

whooopsy! thx

:hotjump:

Beers on the house!
I don't drink.
It won't hurt you...
Well maybe just one...
*Drunk and staggering*

:Spin:

 

[Incendiare]

Solefald just came out with a new album.
Am totally excited to hear it.
Naturally I know it's going to rock.
Those boys know what they're doing.
In Flames, however, do not.

 

[Falconspirit]

You're really very smart
(Yeah..as if I don't know you're fake)
Oh no no, I was just saying how cool you are
Why won't you leaveeeeeeee
Thank God he's gone