Emoticon interpretation game

[Profanity]

Caelestia kicked Steve420's ass which made Steve420 spin around and feel ill and had a big grin about it.

 

[Steve]

So, you want a response like yours?

Profanity cries because he's a fucking idiot with an ugly hat and greenworshipopenmouth sad

:eyepop:

 

[Mr. Cactus]

Steve is happy.
Then, he runs out of Mountain Dew.
Steve is flamed by Profanity once again, and his eyes bulge with anger .
Steve sits back with a smug look on his face after a particularly humorous counter-flame.
Steve closes the window, and clicks on a neew thread, discovering the best porn he's ever seen.
Steve's room suddenly floods with nitrous oxide leaking from the bottle he stole from the dentist, and he laughs so hard his face turns pink

 

[Incendiare]

I'm gonna try piss someone off by saying metal sucks
But it doesn't!
Whoever thinks that...
What the hell, Blind Guardian's fictional creatures are conquering the world?

 

[Rusty]

I'm not sure.
Nah, come to think of it, they can't be.
The very thought is ridiculously funny.
You're silly.
I'm tired.

:zombie::Spin::Smokedev:

 

[nafnikufesin]

Wow, that was a strong drink!
But I liked it!
It made my vision blurry...
...and my head spin...
...but then I passed out...
...and got violated by a horny devil!
That's the last time I drink light beer!

 

[Caelestia]

I fell in love with this guy and gave him oral sex so he'd like me.
But he told me to get lost.
As if that wasn't enough, he called me a "ho" and said "no-no" before mooning me.
Not only did he torment me by breaking my heart but he implied I wasn't too bright in street marches.
When I confronted him, he flipped the sign around and I discovered I had committed lewd acts with my own father. So I sliced off his arm.

:hotjump: :Spin:

 

[Incendiare]

My parents are forcing me to go to my grad
They think it's very important, just like any other ignorant people on earth
Dammit, what a waste of time
I'd rather stay here and spam
Maybe I'd get tired of it though
...nah

 

[Caelestia]

I'm exhausted.
I can't go to bed or nap because I have heaps of work to do.
Isn't life fucking great?
It's times like this when all you can do is listen to some music.
*sings and dances to Tom Jones*:Smug: !!

uke:

 

[Adam90125]

Im bored
Il have a beer
I dont have any beers!
Hey, an ejaculating traffic light!
I bow down to thee
And then I throw up.


:hotjump:

 

[Steve]

Someon put on too much makeup
But it comes off
But then she's out of makeup
But she doens't need it!
and other peope agree

uke:

 

[Incendiare]

I hate my pathetic life
There's no one for me to talk to
The only thing that makes me happy is music
Seriously, music rocks
This sounds like I'm auditioning to appear on Maury

:Smug: :hotjump:

 

[Steve]

Incendiare just got hit in the face with a shovel
But afterwards she threw Rusty in a lake
But she doesn't know why
She tries conceal that from the police
but they light her on fire and make her jump up and down

:hotjump::shedevil::jawdrop:

 

[Incendiare]

Tomorrow is Friday
Argh, it's still gonna be a long trip to hell before the weekend
I don't think that made sense, but I'm still mad about it not being the weekend yet
I know, I'm an evil bitch
Sure, go and smile like that
Are you mocking me?
Holy Jeeebus! (I don't kno what I'm holy jeeebusing about, actually)

 

[Steve]

I'm tired
While I was asleep someone put red makeup on myh face
So I wink at random people
They are confused
They are scared!

uke:

 

[Caelestia]

I don't know what to feel right now.
Should I cry from the mixed emotions building up inside?
Or should they remain bottled up?
It makes me physically ill.
Nevermind, plaster on a happy smile and pretend to be brave.
I can't even fool myself, how can I fool you?

:Smug: :Spin:

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

its hard to understand my confuse life.
But I am happy.
And pissed off about damn school.
But no matter, its okay.
Dunno or should I cry because of this,
or should be ashamed of this shit.

!

 

[Caelestia]

"Do you believe in angels?"
"Not since I met you."
"You're sleeping on the couch tonight."
"I jacked off last night into your aquarium."
"That's ok, I have the whole thing on video, which I will mail to your parents now."

:zombie: :Spin: uke:

 

[Incendiare]

Ha, I have no clue what the hell that was about

Just because I'm not as creative as you

What the fuck, my computer won't let me put this in single space

Meh, I'm gonna go and drool over some Anders Nystrom pics

That's right...you heard me, Anders Nystrom

I hope he's not gay

 

[Incendiare]

*bump* :Smug: