Essay on Black Sabbath

WTF, I go away for a day and this degenerates into an insult fest and people calling me a "troll".

I asked you to prove that Simple Plan is metal, because I do think it is, and what do I get, answers like "zomgbbqwtf simple plan is for fags", "you are an idiot simple plan is not metal" and "you can't be serious".

No one of you have provided hard facts to tell me simple plan is not metal.

I thought us people who liked metal could defend our ways. And to the guy who said he never dressed as a vampire, he most probably doesn't like black metal like Dimu and Emperor, cos most people I know that listen to that dress like a character of a novel by ann rice
 
my bad that was an error, was asking all of you to prove it is not metal, as I said so far no one has provided convincing facts
 
maybe you are right, I'm not that into black

oh slayer, fucking season in the abyss is one of my favorite albums
 
starco said:
my bad that was an error, was asking all of you to prove it is not metal, as I said so far no one has provided convincing facts

Seriously, can anyone prove this is not metal? I just want to see it done, lol.

Here's a reason, it ain't metal, cos you can't headbang to it, and no headbanger would listen to this shit anyway. Someone listening to this is obviously not a metalhead.
 
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Simple Plan, is simply, a pop rock band.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simple_Plan
 
Rolling your eyes and sarcasm will get you nowhere in life. Only an emo fag can use sarcasm and roll their eyes before you can say fuck you.
 
So, I was owned because Simple Plan is not found in these forums?

I think I will just give up, as you can't prove simple plan is not metal... Look, I listen to metal, I know what is metal. Those riffs are the BEST you will ever listen to.
 
Consuming Impulse said:
Rolling your eyes and sarcasm will get you nowhere in life. Only an emo fag can use sarcasm and roll their eyes before you can say fuck you.

There are three things you seem be to an expert on. Being owned, homosexuals, and emo. The question is why? Maybe because you were severly owned by an emo homosexual perhaps? Or perhaps because you have the intellect of an ape.

On second thought, that was too much of a compliment. Apes can actually make tools. How about a sloth. Yes those animals are quite stupid.
 
starco said:
So, I was owned because Simple Plan is not found in these forums?

I think I will just give up, as you can't prove simple plan is not metal... Look, I listen to metal, I know what is metal. Those riffs are the BEST you will ever listen to.

Kid, I'll give you something to do, go to a bona fide metal show, pick Slayer, I hear the fans are real friendly, and ask them what they think of Simple Plan, pick any metal band that is considered metal by all, and ask any fan what they think of Simple plan. This bona fide metal band list does not include Slipknot, SOAD, Korn, or any of that bullshit, even they'll tell you Simple Plan is not metal, but yeah, point made.
 
OK, since you are so intent in insulting, fuck off. First, do you have something against homosexuals? Seeing that most gay bashers are really closeted homosexuals, I have to wonder if you really like the cock instead of the vagina. Hell, I won't wonder, you like guys, and I'd suppose you like big hairy bear guys.

Yes, I do like emo, as a branch of metal. You might like other stuff, and I'm not making fun of you, unless you are a black metal vampire.

And the best you could do was call me less intelligent than an ape? Comparing me to Hitler would have been as cheap and way easier on your neurones, I bet it took you more than 10 minutes to come up with such a witty and oh so funny retort.

What's the fucking matter here? No one has the ability to argue without flames or invalid arguments. You call me a troll when all I did was present a personal opinion, which I based on actual facts, and you all keep avoiding the simple truth: Simple Plan is changing metal today, just like Sabbath did. Face it.
 
You're way off, Simple Plan is probably more punk if anything...
Fact is, just becaus something is "changing" the way music is, doesn't mean it's good, was hair metal good? NO. This is in the same vein as that crap, it's something to be embarrassed about when you're 30. Most emo consider themselves punk anyway...