Ever been rejected? Post pictures of the Bint.

[KILL TULLY]

don't you have something handy to shove in her mouth? ... like a burger?

I just spank them, she has one of those nice booties that goes *gigglywigglywiggly* when slapped, but is still compact and good.

 

[lurch70]

@ dorian ... i was trying to be subtle

 

[dorian gray]

i suck

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

well, the bint I chased after for a few weeks ... and I say bint very kindly ... turned out to be a raging untrustworhty ... well ... how can I say ... WHORE!
I just thank my lucky stars that it was 2 weeks ... and that I had a major revelation during it ...
and this woman was 31 ... acting like a teenager ...
fuck, I really have to keep my eyes open better ...

that sucks lurch, I can only hope this one isn't like that; from our conversations about specific things, and from the way she feels about other things, I feel pretty comfortable going with my gut that she's not...

but we'll see I guess, ha ha

@dorian: she's born & raised in Raleigh, NC

 

[lurch70]

i think you are safe with this one Mark ... just from the ambitions and things she accomplished so far, it's a safe bet she got her head on straight. I would not stress that issue ...

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

well, on the one hand, she fooled around with me right away (though we didn't have sex)

but on the other hand, she has "pulled back" a bit saying that she's a good southern girl, and no potential relationship can be good if it's only about the physical in these early days

strangely, I don't care

 

[lurch70]

see you in NC

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

ha ha

she has "daddy" issues though, her father was, let's just say, not so great to her mother I guess, which led directly to their divorce. as a result, she's guarded and doesn't trust easily, even though she is very close to both her parents now

 

[lurch70]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"daddy issues" flock to me like crazy ... i think ALL relationships I had, the girl had this ... and usually i did not find out until later.
not that there is anything wrong with it ...

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I can handle it. Or at least, I will try for this one.

 

[lurch70]

good .. i was about to write that you are trying to find "faults" already ...

 

[Thanatopsis123]

This thread is making my side hurt from laughing.

 

[dorian gray]

this thread is making my sides hurt from vomiting.
but i keep coming back.

@mark: my uncle lives in raleigh [/utterlyuselessinformation]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

"daddy issues" flock to me like crazy ...

poppa lurch?

 

[lurch70]

need i say more ...

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

probably not

 

[snow2fall]

Papi!!!

 

[lizard]

haha David Ortiz is the fucking man

 

[Dick Sirloin]

@mark: my uncle lives in raleigh [/utterlyuselessinformation]

My grandparents used to live in Cary.



EEEIIWIRRDSSS.

 

[lurch70]

This band Europe ... they had a song called Carrie ....

more EEEIIWIRRDSSS.