Ever had strep throat, a flu, and a stomach virus at the same time?

[EricT]

I tell ya, its no fun.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Strep throat and flu is a bitch I can only imagine how much better the stomach virus makes it

 

[Anvil]

I had a chest infection, throat infection, bronchitis, and severe diahrrea something else all at the same time... THAT wasn't fun either.

 

[flying_whale]

i had chicken pox+flu+diareea at the same time. Got pwned. It was during spring break so i actually didn't get to miss school, damn it. It was a little over 2 years ago. it fucking sucked, i just slept, played hl2 with occassionally "time to shit every 5 minutes" breaks

 

[EricT]

Yeah, I am currently shooting shit out of every hole in my body...

For instance, I just blew my nose, puked, and had splattershits come out of my ass at the same time. And the putrid smell of this made me tear up.

 

[perniciosa]

Yeah, I am currently shooting shit out of every hole in my body...

For instance, I just blew my nose, puked, and had splattershits come out of my ass at the same time. And the putrid smell of this made me tear up.

It sounds disgusting... I hope you'll feel better soon. BTW some black tea might help.

i had chicken pox+flu+diareea at the same time. Got pwned. It was during spring break so i actually didn't get to miss school, damn it. It was a little over 2 years ago. it fucking sucked, i just slept, played hl2 with occassionally "time to shit every 5 minutes" breaks

I don't think I've ever missed school because of illness. I'm always sick during breaks. That sucks

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Yea, its super awesome when it feels like someone pouring fire ants and lava with glass shards in it down your throat. At least thats what throwing up on strep throat felt like to me.

 

[EricT]

Thats pretty much how i'd describe it, though i'd add "while a midget austrian hooker stabs your throat".

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I was spared the soar throat, but I'm still just getting over the flu/stomach virus. I was sleeping on the bathroom floor I had to throw up so much.

 

[CF87]

Nope. I have never had strep throat and all have known a few people who get it also.

 

[unknown]

yeah stomach viruses fucking suck. I had a 36 hour bug one time, and I seriously thought I was going to die. every hour on the hour I was puking and shitting my guts out. worst experience ever.

 

[azal]

did you ever sit on your balls?

now that's no party.

 

[Captain Beard]

I told you to stop cum-swapping with Isabel, Eric.

 

[EricT]

Sorry, its an old habit... I'm addicted.

 

[Captain Beard]

I know. I could barely resist touching myself when you guys got a 3 way going with Tyler.

 

[EricT]

I thought the 3 way was with Sean?

I wouldn't touch tyler with a 7 foot pole. Which I have. In my pants.

 

[Captain Beard]

Maybe it was a dream. Wait, no, that was Tyler and... *closes mouth.*

Yeah, it was Sean. My silly drunkeness.

 

[Anvil]

Tisk tisk tisk...

 

[Captain Beard]

You're fun to fuck with.