every time i drink beer i get a stuffy nose

[avi]

oh yeah? you'll have to PM me dates so I can plan ahead.

 

[azal]

read: plan to leave the country.

 

[minxnim]

hahaha. well it depends on if my guy friend is annoying me to death or not.

 

[xfer]

avi's hospitality is legendary!

unfortunately, he has savage beasts.

 

[avi]

FORTUNATELY you mean?

more Swedes coming on Saturday. Also: we also slowly transitioning to an all-vegan diet and would be glad to stuff you.

 

[minxnim]

i'm hoping to figure out my plans by the end of this month? the thing that sucks is that my friends are all criminals and total spazzes so who knows WHAT they'll be doing. planning ahead sucks that way.

 

[avi]

plz no sketchy criminals in my house, k thx?

 

[xfer]

aviroig: and i could never do the vegan thing because of CHEESE GLORIOUS CHEESE

 

[minxnim]

of course my friends are all totally "SKETCHY" whatever the fuck that means.

 

[avi]

don't get me wrong, I still love cheese, it just hurts me so. our relationship is built on torment.

 

[avi]

and my only real worry concerns my poor defenseless animals. if they are not animal lovers they can fuck right off.

 

[minxnim]

yea all of my friends beat animals to death regularly.

 

[xfer]

avi's kitties are adorable. where's that picture of us sleeping?

 

[azal]

hey alex, did avi offer to stuff you too?

 

[avi]

 

[xfer]

PRECIOUS

x

 

[chupe666]

last night I didn't realize I was drunk until I got home, took off my socks and threw them in the toilet.

azal wasn't given the credit this post deserved. woot.

 

[azal]

<3 chupe

 

[Profanity]

Everytime I smoke a cigarette I get very bad palpitations.

 

[Nut Butter]

Originally Posted by azal
last night I didn't realize I was drunk until I got home, took off my socks and threw them in the toilet.

azal wasn't given the credit this post deserved. woot.

I'll second that. Subtle genius.