Originally posted by Guerrilla
Well now, I'm sure under Lord's hate towards me there is compassion, and love and feelings that make you warm and fuzzy. Unfortunately for him, he's always been a shy momma's boy... he was never good with words, was never straight-forward so you gotta sit down and analyze each of his posts to see what he's really trying to say.
Lord man, I think it's time you face your greatest fear, homosexuality, and just scream out loud I'M GAY!!! From what I hear it will make you feel a whole lot better.
Believe me when I say I really wish I could feel the same way about you but no, homosexuality doesn't run in my family.
However, I've done time in prison, and if you really, absolutely desperately want to get your ass drilled I can probably give Bubba a call, I think he's out. He was a known flaming homosexual in prison and although he's a big fuck whose face looks like shit ran over twice, I'm sure he's way above your standards.
I hear in prison he did this for free but since you're such a "cum addict"TM whose face looks at least two times worse than my dog's ass after he takes a shit, Bubba'll probably ask for 10 bucks or so.
Now I know that's a lot of money to you and I know your momma fucks hard day and night to make a few dollars to pay for your food, you're probably so sex deprived you'd pay and not think twice about it.
So yeah man email me and I'll ask around for Bubba's number... Hope after you get your ass devirginized you'll feel better about yourself and stop over-analyzing everything and think you're better than everyone.
Cheers!