Buzz Lightyear cereal turned my shit green!

[neal]

thats right kiddies. my mom bought me some buzz lightyear cereal for my birthday becuase shes a fuckin smart ass and all i eat is cereal and sandwiches since i moved out. anyways, that fuckin cereal turned my shit green. i dont know what kind of chemicals are in it, but its still pretty tasty so i think ill continue to eat it. just thought id share that with everyone.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i gotta try that.... they gotta make one that turns ur shit RED, so you can combine both and celebrate christmas all year long!

 

[neal]

hahaha im sure there is some kind of cereal taht does that. the company i work for makes cookies that turn your shit blue. its a really bizzare sight. shit isnt supposed to be bright colors haha.
-neal

 

[Will Bozarth]

haha... eat the cookies, the buzz cereal, and any other shit-color changing stuff.... i wanna see the outcome...

 

[neal]

colored shit is the outcome. i just said that!
-neal

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[neal]

yeh, big bugged out eyes indeed!
-neal

 

[Soul of Ice]

Originally posted by dead6skin6mask6
i gotta try that.... they gotta make one that turns ur shit RED, so you can combine both and celebrate christmas all year long!

Turn your shit red? You sure that aint blood?


hehehe anal bleeding is funny

 

[azal]

greatest thread ever.

 

[neal]

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I ate the Buzz Lightyear cereal and my shit didn't turn green or maybe I just didn't pay enough attention. Either way, I've got to go buy that cereal and see.

 

[neal]

yeh dude. its called Buzz Blasts or osmthing. its little green flying saucers. i recomend everyone go out and get a box. you wont be sorry.
-neal

 

[ledmag]

hahah fruity pebbels turns me shit green. And Welches grape soda hahaha, it turns my shit to LIME green.

ANd its usually the typw of shit that takes a whole case of fuckin TP to get the stuff off your ass. YOu cant shake that shit off.

 

[Chuut-Riit]

BWUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Damn there isnt such funny food in Germany
But heh, what about FORMS you shit?
My little brother shat even letters or towers and such stuff

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Tandoori chicken (the Indian bright red chicken) turns your shit red. You can buy Tandoori paste at most supermarkets, enjoy a tasty meal, and then panic when you think you're bleeding from the anus. (That's what happened the first time I ate it.)

 

[Chromatose]

good

now when I need to bleed anally, I can just eat a jar of tandoori paste.

better than the old method ...

 

[lizard]

you can go to lunch at Chipotle's Mexican grill, get one of those 3/4 lb burritos with the extra hot sauce, and your anus will truly become a ring of fire. you will be pleading to the gods of bowel movements for the shitting to stop, but it will be hopeless, oh yes, mere mortal, your ass will have a permanent imprint of the toilet seat.

 

[Chromatose]

those Chipotles are intense enough without hot sauce

too fucking huge!

i can never eat a whole one, but damn, they're good.


back in college we used to go to BW3s, a chicken wing place, this crazy german kid got a huge order of the hottest ones they had, and ate them all. the next morning in class he was running to the shitter every few minutes, and said it was such a horrible burning pain! ahahah..

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Hey,all you people w/red shit and bleeding assholes...you sure that isn't just from being penetrated too many times?
I'm sorry,but you had to see that coming You just expect comments like that when you're talking about the different colors your shit has been and then you start talking about bleeding assholes.
Buzz Lightyear cereal is just gross.2 friends of mine had that once.I didn't stay at the house long enough to see what color it turned their shit,but it turned the milk into slime and the stuff just looked disgusting.

 

[lizard]

yes we walked right into that one