everyone! write parody lyrics for Termination Proclamation

[Will Bozarth]

do it.

there's a reason for this. trust me.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Guys that shall never pee
A bladder chosen not to be fulfilled

I got nothing. >>

 

[orbsonb]

the masturbation proclamation.

that's all i got.

 

[Morbides]

^ Hahahhaha how fitting a title.

 

[Dreadful]

Ten flies and a clever bee
All drip poison on a burning grill
Hate driven to snooze a wife
Framing the hand of her man

Fate and chance starch her to death…

Welcome to this cross contamination
The termination pollination
All who eat this meal are killed
Losing breath by the insects of hell

 

[El Stormo]

Losing breath by the insects of hell

 

[Liverslapper]

Cries that I shall never pee
A life chosen not to be fulfilled
Clap does not choose a life
Before the hand of Man

It feels like ants burning in my...

Welcome to this viral installation
This painful urination
I was never queer, are you?
Prepare for death, forget well

The lines of right and wrong
Are blurred in the name of gaydom
And those who cannot speak
Assume the position and cry

Feel the dong pulled by the system slave

Welcome to this viral installation
This painful urination
I was never queer, are you?
Prepare for death, forget well

Forget well



The red eye can never see
The beauty of disorder
It feels like ants burning in my...

Welcome to this viral installation
This painful urination
I was never queer, are you?
Prepare for death, forget well




yeah lame i dunno lol.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

That was awesome, Steve.

 

[Liverslapper]

That was terrible lol. I wasn't even going to post it but I did.

 

[Sentient 6]

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Silent-Scream-lyrics-Slayer/E79CAA8544C21341482568AA00254162

 

[Sentient 6]

yay !! make fun of killing innocent babies!!

 

[Dreadful]

everything done so far including mine have been cheesy death metal lyrics...cool

 

[Supravital Knight]

yay !! make fun of killing innocent babies!!

I prefer:
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/black+sabbath/a+national+acrobat_20019437.html

 

[Macharius]

To be fair, Slayer probably hasn't heard of SIDS. Considering they suck at music.

 

[Will Bozarth]

yay !! make fun of killing innocent babies!!

not the intention, of course.

I have something from a while ago that I wanted to sing funny lyrics over with the same vocal patterns, and I'm too lazy to write them myself.

 

[Malergion]

It's a trick in other words.

 

[Myke Havoc]

Pray you never get a psycho pregnant...

It's not as simple as black or white. One could say killing, in all forms is bad. It's evil to take the life of a child. I don't think there are many who would disagree. But to say that is the only thing to be considered is naive.
Sure, the people who abort like it's birth control should probably just not be allowed to conceive and have their sex organs removed for the better of mankind (should ignorance like that really be procreating anyway?) but it is not up to us to make that sort of judgment. For the option to be there for the legitimate circumstances, they must also be their for the lazy clowns to take advantage of.

That being said, I like the song. I didn't hate on it because it was pro-life. It is artistic expression for the individual, and its clear where WD stands on the debate.

 

[CrackedKnäckebröd]

this might turn out to be the first thread (or at least one of few threads) on this forum that turns more serious instead of the opposite...

That being said, I agree with Myke

 

[Sentient 6]

Pray you never get a psycho pregnant...

It's not as simple as black or white. One could say killing, in all forms is bad. It's evil to take the life of a child. I don't think there are many who would disagree. But to say that is the only thing to be considered is naive.
Sure, the people who abort like it's birth control should probably just not be allowed to conceive and have their sex organs removed for the better of mankind (should ignorance like that really be procreating anyway?) but it is not up to us to make that sort of judgment. For the option to be there for the legitimate circumstances, they must also be their for the lazy clowns to take advantage of.

That being said, I like the song. I didn't hate on it because it was pro-life. It is artistic expression for the individual, and its clear where WD stands on the debate.

Since when does social commentary in song form make me pro-life...I'm just talking about a subject that hits a nerve with many people... feel the hook....LOL

 

[~Lynn~]

Why did the fetus cross the road?
Because they moved the dumpster.