Evil black satanic warbug thingie

[SculptedCold]

Look what I caught in my kitchen last night!!!

It jumps about like a crazy jumping thing....does anyone know what the hell this is?!?! or do I have to keep calling it the evil black satanic warbug thingie..?

 

[Fractured]

WTF?!

Quick! Kill it before it mutates!

 

[Sonnenritter]

It looks like a cricket.

Edit: I'm quite certain that it is a cricket after a bit of research.

"Any of various insects of the family Gryllidae, having long antennae and legs adapted for leaping. The males of many species produce a shrill chirping sound by rubbing the front wings together."

 

[SculptedCold]

that's cool Sonnenritter, but there's two problems;

1 - it hasn't made any noises... =/

2 - evil black satanic warbug thingie sounds cooler than 'cricket'.


I still haven't figured out how to kill it.

 

[Skippy]

or you could just set it free....?

guess not huh?

ok, microwave that sucka'

 

[Metal Maiden]

Squish it, or let it go in your ex's house.

 

[Adam90125]

I misread the topic. I thought this was about an evil looking buggie. Its all good though.

 

[Caelestia]

cook it with some garlic and butter.

*wonders if it would spurt if you chew the head off*

 

[xenophobe]

If it looks like this:

It's a potato bug.

What you caught looks like a regular cricket.... if it's scared, it won't chirp

Ooooh... scary

 

[BodomiC]

Damn satanic kitchen invaders, there are everywhere

 

[Caelestia]

bloody hell! if i saw that thing (the potato bug) i'd scream and run. gawd, that's HIDEOUS

 

[Skippy]

i think the potato bug looks like a baby....hmm...weird shit...

a baby WHAT?

 

[xenophobe]

 

[Caelestia]

flesh ripping barbs

 

[xenophobe]

If it were several feet long, it'd make a good house pet! :Spin:

 

[FailingAcension]

Out of curiosity, do they not have lots of those around where you live, SculptedCold?
We have MILLIONS of those guys around here, and some girls are scared of them so they are always good projectiles.

 

[SculptedCold]

nah, that's the only one i've ever seen, but of course there's zillions chirping every night. You're more likely to be having them running around there in texas though. =D The roaches can be bad too! >_<

/me wubs Texas.



oh yeah, dad came home and kindly let the evil black satanic warbug thingie out into the garden. I wanted to kill it.

 

[MightyDrynwhyl]

how long did you keep that thing? it looked like maybe a small grasshopper or something. too bad its gone now, dont worry youll get another evil black satanic warbug thingie lol

 

[Niklas]

microwave it, then u will know

 

[The Lord]

I heard a cricket in my room last night. It was scary too. But I think that is a cricket...looks like one.