fat burning pills

JayKeeley

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Some discussion started in the purchases thread.

So do they work or not?

I tried stacker 2 once (I think it's banned now) and I definitely lost weight pretty quickly, but as soon as I came off it, my appetite returned like a sumbitch and I put all the weight back on.

Also, I was taking a third of the dosage and my heart felt like it was going to break through my ribcage and bounce off into the sunset.

All that said and done....

....now I've been pretty good about my diet and going to the gym, I'm wondering whether it's worth revisiting these pills as supplements to looking a little more cut.

My waist has gone from 36" to a comfortable 33", but getting it down to 32" is proving to be goddamn hard.

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I have been taking dymetadrine xtreme EF for the past couple days and my heart has been fibrillating faster than Greg Louganis' in a sea of man briefs. But to hell with this ephedrine free shit, what you really need to fulfill your potential as an M. Night Shamalayan stand in, is the real thing.

Ephedrine stimulates the release of norepinephrine which targets fat tissue by increasing cyclic AMP levels in your body. Caffeine comes in to play by assisting in slowing down cyclic AMP breakdown giving you a longer lasting thermogenic effect. I myself am going on this shit religiously for 2 months to drop an easy 10 lbs. I've cut down a good amount of BF% over the past 6 months through diet, but want to attack my beer gut with a barrage of Bu Da Pek blows to my external bowel area which still haunts me like a married man with an illegitimate child.

Unfortunately several negar football players succumbed to their overzealousness and perished on the 45 yard line leaving the United Stains of America to propose an 8mg per serving limit on diet pill products. Though all the supplement companies opted for putting in some waterdown pseudoephedrine substitute (with a name I'm too lazy to look up) in their products as anything associated with ephedrine would surely scare away their number one targeted demographic (the uninformed public). Low and behold there's a way around all this USFDA bullshit, and that's thanks to the Chinese who have been using Ephedrine derived from the Ma Huang plant (pronounced "My Wang") for the past 1000 years as a beta agonist in the treatment of asthma. Pick up a medication known as Bronkaid which has a 25 mg serving of ephedrine sulfate (not as good as the alkaloids, but beggers can't be choosers), and a second active ingredient known as guaifenesin which is an expectorant with no side effects. Hell you may even breathe better. Along with that pick up some caffeine pills that come in a dose of 200mg and you're set. Adding the aspirin is your choice. Take 325 mg of it in relation to 200mg caffeine, 25mg ephedrine per serving, 3 times a day. The aspirin also prolongs the thermogenic effects as well as to thin out the blood which assists in the transportation of fat cells out of the body. Take it slow at first, after all, this is a stimulant which is a precursor to meth. :kickass:
 
you had a 36 waist? ... i am 38 you fat bastid but I think I could go back to 36 as all my pants are loose. I am off the crutches and it was a hell of a constant workout for 2 months. I think the best thing is walking and will certainly try to do a lot of it now that my feet are better.

the Atkins diet works super fast also, tried it last year ... but I thought I was going to literally die after the first week of eating pretty much all fat.

moderation in everything is the key ... and yeah ... stop drinking beer, you'll be surprised how much beer packs on
 
I haven't drank any beer since the fourth, and I can already tell that I've lost a few pounds rather than staying at the same weight, because lots of times I'd eat more while drinking. Especially Sun Chips...

I'm actually starting to enjoy working out and feel refreshed when I get home.
 
:kickass: :Shedevil:

You drink a couple beers on Friday, and then you're too damn dehydrated and lazy to lift weights or run on Saturday. Not too mention like you said, all the pub grub that gets consumed while enjoying a hoppy libation.
 
you had a 36 waist? ... i am 38 you fat bastid but I think I could go back to 36 as all my pants are loose.

Last summer I had to wear 36" pants. :ill:

Over December timeframe, I dropped to 34".

I'm currently at 33" (actually 32.5" which means 32" are too snug).

I'd like to get to 32" and that last inch is killing me. I'm full on diet and exercise too.

I'll say this -- I think that being in my mid-30's is making it harder, whereas 10 years ago, I could have dropped 20lb in 3 months. That also means I'm glad I'm doing this weight loss/fitness thing now because it'll only just keep getting harder the older I get.
 
God fucking damnit do I love thermogenics. 45 minutes ago I was in no damn mood to hit the weights, as it was literally 89 degrees outside and more humid than the arid space between Lord Red Dragon's thighs while he dawns a kilt. I saved the day by turning to one tasty little bottle of vitameatavegamin and proceeded to my bench with a swagger that would make Don Johnson be embarrassed to call himself a man. I threw on some warm up weight to get the blood flowin, but to my delight my it was already pumping like a stream of manslaughter. This was my chance to take advantage and seize the moment, so I loaded the bench to 260, which has always been a number that I felt challenging. BAM! 10 full reps of romping rambuciousness! I felt like Tarzan swinging off the my pals Vine of Life. AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AYE AYE AYE AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AYE AYE AYE AYE.

God damn it's good to be alive.

My heart's fibriliating faster than Jonathon's to a poster of Mikael Akerfeldt buffin in the rough. I feel the rise of yeast in my loins that only Susperia's tongue could properly bake in her oven of ovulation. O.K that was crude.

But fuck it...

Hails all around! :kickass:
 
I don't have any experience with them. As I understand it, 99% of them simply make you speed. I'm guessing, if you weight loss came in a pill, there wouldn't be so many overweight people walking around.

Zod
 
I don't have any experience with them. As I understand it, 99% of them simply make you speed. I'm guessing, if you weight loss came in a pill, there wouldn't be so many overweight people walking around.

Zod

Well no one could expect to lose weight off of some magic pill alone. But with the right diet and workout regimen, they serve their purpose quite nicely. Sometimes you need a little boost when you're dragging ass. Needless to say, I was hopping around at work like I was on meth up until midnight, then I drank some coffee to maintain this fibriliating fricasee of fun, when that eventually wore off I crashed like Stephen Baldwin's acting career.

I don't quite understand your lingo of "make you speed". But as I stated in post #2 they are proven to expedite the burning of fat cells. Note* this won't work if your chasing them with a cheeseburger.


Dangerous? Surely, you meant delicious. :saint:
 
Sometimes you need a little boost when you're dragging ass.
I use all sorts of things for a boost in the gym; NO Explode, Red Line, etc. However, it's geared towards giving me the energy to push out a few extra sets.

I don't quite understand your lingo of "make you speed".
Almost all "fat burners", available over the counter, are mainly caffeine and a combination of caffeine like products.

Zod
 
I don't understand the use of fat burning pills. Just eat properly and exercise. Why the hell do you want to consume all kinds of pills? I'm sure Caveman Joe never took a pill, running around clobbering Mammoths and women was all he needed.
 
I don't understand the use of fat burning pills. Just eat properly and exercise. Why the hell do you want to consume all kinds of pills? I'm sure Caveman Joe never took a pill, running around clobbering Mammoths and women was all he needed.

Bingo.

Hiking and smart eating got me from a 46'' waist to a 38'' waist in about 14-15 months. It was a loss of more than 110lbs. Honestly, I would say fuck diet pills, diets, surgery, and all of that crap. I just don't need it, but if that's what floats your boat- go for it!
 
never needed anything of the sort for myself. just exercise, water, fruits & veggies, and not drinking every weekend.

however, this stuff does work. if you like tea, and like having all your nutrients flushed out along with the fat. which i don't.
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