Fat fucks-the 627 pound woman

When you eat containers of coolwhip with a spoon for desert, and whole turkeys for dinner, dont have a job, tv in your bedroom, jerry springer, and a broken Iroc in your front yard..THAT is how it happens.
 
"A dozen scrambled eggs...24 hot dogs..." from the guy that lost hundreds of pounds with richard simmons, then he gained it all back, but oddly enough, simmons wasn't there during the weight gain; he only showed up when the cameras came in to see the half-ton man.
 
sknight, my Khalistanian friend, they're not fat, they're big boned.

True about the before-beddie time snacks.

I seen the shopping cart of the Abrams tank next door. Holy fuckin shit!

I know she be eatin a bag of potato chips, one or two pints of Ben&Jerry's and topping it off with a bowl of Cap'n Crunch right before lowering her massive folds onto what must surely be a steel and concrete reinforced bed frame.

Fat fuckers!

Jurched
 
(not sikh)

Gotta see the welfare lowlives that have stuff shopping carts, sometimes two, just composed of snack shit. They gotta be gettin' the cash from somewhere, yo.

I also love how they wear blouses that are actually smaller in circumference than their jelly filled arms. When I see these behemoths, I know for a fact that Hulk Hogan doesn't have the largest arms in the world.
 
sknight said:
(not sikh)

When I see these behemoths, I know for a fact that Hulk Hogan doesn't have the largest arms in the world.

Aww, c'mon man! I thought you said your lineage was from the extremely skilled turbaned warriors of Rajasthan. Must've been someone else...

Yeah, Hulk Hogan may brag about his 24-inch pythons in the wrestling ring. But some of these fat fuckers, scootering around Wal-Mart on those cripple carts, have at least 36-inch wildebeests for arms.

I hate those cripple carts. I've never seen anyone wearing a leg cast or an oldie with a walking cane using those carts.

Time for Wal-Mart to put lables on them saying "Fatmobiles especially for our best consumers."

FATmobiles.

Only at Wal-mart and other stores inhabited by extra-oceanic finned mammals.

Jurched
 
Well, I am Punjabi, so there is some common lineage and want for the erradication of Islam, just like any normal person.

Some of them even come through my store with the oxygen tanks. That's an extra special treat. They think they are afflicted with the inabilityto walk, but the reality is their sore and broken joints are simply due to their gelatinous bodies pounding on them over and over.

Tip of the day: If you straighten your arms and your elbows look like the chins on Cabbage Patch Dolls, you're too fat.
 
eating right before bed = recipe for disaster

Simple shit like walking for a determined amount of time, reduction of shitty stuff like sodas (totally), watch beer intake (thats TOUGH) and not stop eating carbs but dont eat shit like potato chips...you can see results fast especially in obese people, it just takes self control and unfortunetly that lack that hence the situation they find themselves in.

Oh yeah, NO FASTFOOD!! Fuck McDonalds,Hardees,TacoSHIT,BurgerKing..as tasty as it is when you are high, I know people who eat that shit everyday.
 
Evil, i dropped 10 pounds on taco bell steak quesadillas, gallon of water a day and a diet pepsi for a change of taste.
 
IAN442 said:
Evil, i dropped 10 pounds on taco bell steak quesadillas, gallon of water a day and a diet pepsi for a change of taste.

It was the gallon of water a day that worked for ya! Taco Bell haS NO health benefits haaha. That is funny. Of all the stuff I have read the main factor Ive noticed in losing weight, no matter what diet (which is important) an amount of exercise, the successful ones drank a gallon of water a day. I try to do that myself but I get sidetracked. I only drink diet soda with liquor..because for some reason that makes me not feel so bad about it.

How long did it take you to lose the ten pounds? Im trying to shave about 10 to 15 off before July 15th by basically just running a couple miles a day added in with my heavy workout schedule.
 
Jurched said:
Aww, c'mon man! I thought you said your lineage was from the extremely skilled turbaned warriors of Rajasthan. Jurched

Very skilled, until the men in skirts turned up with their Martini-Henry rifles and bayonets and taught them a bally good lesson, old chap! Rule Britannia!!
If you want to know about fat, scoff some of their ghee - it's a real easy way to become a fat bastard. Far too delicious.

Personally I find a drop of amoebic dysentery works wonders for weight loss - you will shit through the eye of a needle, but just watch the pounds fall off!
 
Evil Dead said:
It was the gallon of water a day that worked for ya! Taco Bell haS NO health benefits haaha. That is funny. Of all the stuff I have read the main factor Ive noticed in losing weight, no matter what diet (which is important) an amount of exercise, the successful ones drank a gallon of water a day. I try to do that myself but I get sidetracked. I only drink diet soda with liquor..because for some reason that makes me not feel so bad about it.

How long did it take you to lose the ten pounds? Im trying to shave about 10 to 15 off before July 15th by basically just running a couple miles a day added in with my heavy workout schedule.

they could put a warning on the wrapper of the grilled stuffed burrito that says it gives you cancer and id still eat em.
 
gaschamber said:
they could put a warning on the wrapper of the grilled stuffed burrito that says it gives you cancer and id still eat em.

Taco bell is good, i just make myself believe it is terrible. Thats how I quit smoking. too bad I dont see the same health problems with drinking and smoking bud...or starbucks...or bbq...or impregnating women.
 
i lost it in about a month and a half,,,doesnt matter im off for surgery on my chest i popped my intestine through my chest wall...and i have a hernia that fuckin kills.