Favourite song lyrics

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I'm bored so I thought I'd make another addition to this thread. Hope you enjoy.

METAL SKOOL - BIG BOOBS

I see your boobies and I wanna screw
Lookin' at you makes my balls turn blue
I wanna see you in a little bikini
Wrappin' your boobs around my fat weenie!

(BIG BOOBS!) I'm totally hot!
(BIG BOOBS!) I like you alot!
(BIG BOOBS!) All over the place
My sperm, your face!

Let's go backstage so we can be alone
This little doggy wants to bury his bone
Turn out the lights so I can't see
Your big dumb face lookin' up at me

(BIG BOOBS!) Big & round!
(BIG BOOBS!) They weigh 100 pounds!
(BIG BOOBS!) Hard as a rock!
Rubby-dubby-dubby all over my cock yeah!

*Guitar solo*

BIG BIG BIG BIG - BIG BOOBS!
BIG BIG BIG BIG - BIG BOOBS!
BIG BIG BIG BIG - BIG BOOBS!
BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOOBS!

Spoken:
- Hey Ratchet!
- What Michael Diamond? What?
- Check out that hot chick in the front row?
- What chicken!
- I didn't say chicken dude, I said hot chick in the front row!
- Michael Diamond you could put your penis in her vagina!
- You know what? You're so stupid you don't even realise you could put YOUR penis in her vagina!
- I'm the lead singer, I should put MY penis in her vagina
- Dude why don't I fuckin' put MY penis in her vagina dude
- Why don't all 3 of us put out penis in her vagina
- Now you're fuckin' talkin dude!
- Man if my mum had tits like hers I'd still be breastfeeding!
- Dude your mum's a hot piece of ass!
- I knooow!
- You're a dick!

(BIG BOOBS!) Holy shit!
(BIG BOOBS!) Take a look at those tits!
(BIG BOOBS!) They're really really big!
(BIG BOOBS!) Boobies boobies boobies!
(BIG BOOBS!) Boobies boobies boobies!
(BIG BOOBS!) Really big boobs!
BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG.... BIG BOOBS!

 

[Sydo]

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

'Tis a good song

 

[Goreripper]

I like the 'Girls, Girls, Girls' part!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Yeah its great haha!

HEY RATCHET HEY RATCHET!
WHAT MICHAEL DIAMOND WHAT!

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Ah fuck I needed a good laugh! Thanks for that one!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Here's a serious lyric I think it really good, by Bret Michaels:

Sometimes I wish I didn't know now, the things I didn't know then

Fuckin' awesome.

 

[Spiff]

Actually, it goes:

"Somtimes I wish to God I didn't know now, the things I didn't know then".

That's even better than your version.

 

[Goreripper]

Give me something to believe in.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

With or without the "to god" the meaning of the line is still the same lol.

 

[Winmar]

Where can I get my hands on a Metal Shop/Metal Skool CD?

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

You can get a copy from me. Xena should have one arriving Thursday or Friday (Sending it tomorrow morning, sorry I took so long!)

The only place you can buy it is at Metal Sludge & to buy it in Australia you also need to order a t-shirt & the Hollywood Rocks book I think.

 

[Spiff]

Nup, you can order it by itself, it's just more cost effective to order a shirt as well - CD costs $12, CD + shirt costs $25. Unless there's a bit on the website I'm missing.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Ahhh ok. Maybe its the Hollywood Rocks book where you have to order a CD & shirt to get the book here then... not sure.

 

[Spiff]

Well, I didn't check anything about shipping to Australia, but I have no idea why they would have different rules for different countries.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I just heard that from somebody. I dunno.