Fighting
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Jurched
Ask&YoullBeSorry
Stay close and protect your nose. You wanna win, so don't care if someone calls you a bitch for being protective. You don't need something distracting you, such as severe pain in the middle of your face.
Jurched
Jurched
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
Profanity said:
If you can't fight, don't go head to head and blow for blow...you'll probably get hurt quickly. Don't be concerned about appearances...just win the fight, like Jurched said. I mean, a martial artist looks like a dirty fighter compared to an American boxer, doesn't he?...but the point is to diable your opponent, not to get a perfect 10 for style and sportsmanship. Fight dirty and protect yourself at all costs...there's no honor in losing...or in getting hurt.
Good luck and be careful!
T_man357
Locked & Loaded
What kind of shape are you in??
I.E. Fat & Sloppy / Slow & Stupid / Quick & Weak / Strong & Powerful??
What's your pain tolerance?? Can you take a good pop (Or more than one if need be) Are you more pacifist then aggressive?? Does the thought of being hit frighten you?? What about your opponet?? take these same questions and apply it to them.
If you think your anwsers are not as good as theirs to go into battle with....Invest your money into a baseball bat and the best running shoes you can buy!
I.E. Fat & Sloppy / Slow & Stupid / Quick & Weak / Strong & Powerful??
What's your pain tolerance?? Can you take a good pop (Or more than one if need be) Are you more pacifist then aggressive?? Does the thought of being hit frighten you?? What about your opponet?? take these same questions and apply it to them.
If you think your anwsers are not as good as theirs to go into battle with....Invest your money into a baseball bat and the best running shoes you can buy!
Bleearg
Hey Gordy!
Yeah, find out your opponents weakness and exploit it.
If they are alot bigger than you chop them down at the knees.
Most big guys have knee problems. (I bet alot of former footballers are cringing at the thought.)
What are you fighting for anyway????
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If they are alot bigger than you chop them down at the knees.
Most big guys have knee problems. (I bet alot of former footballers are cringing at the thought.)
What are you fighting for anyway????
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schenkadere
Obey my dog!
Bleearg said:
Really...it seems planned...can't you get out of it? Do you have to meet the bully at the flagpole after school? If it ain't spontanious, it should be in a ring.
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
Bleearg said:
Really...it seems planned...can't you get out of it? Do you have to meet the bully at the flagpole after school? If it ain't spontaneous, it should be in a ring.
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
oops...tried to make a spelling correction...sorry!
Anyway...beat the shit out of him, or run as fucking fast as you can!
Anyway...beat the shit out of him, or run as fucking fast as you can!
T_man357
Locked & Loaded
Asking for scrapping advice on a metal board leads me to believe that
you better not show up....Or start practicing distance running.....Or buy that bat I mentioned in the eariler post.
you better not show up....Or start practicing distance running.....Or buy that bat I mentioned in the eariler post.
Jurched
Ask&YoullBeSorry
T_man357 said:
Oh yeah, I forgot he asked advice from people who KNOW how to fight. My advice was from bad personal experience.
After the second lost fight (involving being called a bitch and letting my guard down as a result) I decided to follow other peoples' advice on this board: you can't make it, run like a bitch! I hadda do that a few times till I was finally able to whale on someone smaller than me (and yes, win).
Running away a loser doesn't do much for the ol' self-respect thing, but its better than being cut up and a loser. Anyway, honour doesn't mean shit in the age of guns, drive-bys, and broken glass pieces. Never mistake honour for respect. The two are mortal enemies!
Jurched
Jurched
Ask&YoullBeSorry
T_man357
Locked & Loaded
Jurched said:
I hear you bro!! That's my point exactly...If he can't scrap and can't take a whack or worse yet a beating he might as well save his face, forget his pride and make a run for it....Either that or learn how to fight (That's the road I chose)
T_man357
Locked & Loaded
Jurched said:
Better..They still don't know what's wrong, So I'll just keep going for the hospital visits until they can get it right....Thanks for asking Jurched.
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Evil Dead
Hail to the King baby
I am too good looking to risk messing up my face so I avoid fights at most costs, but when I get together with my friend Jack D. I get into shit.
From my experience, I shoot for a quick pop in the guys/gals nose, that should induce some tears and blind him/her long enough to either A.) run like hell or B.) pummel the shit out of him/her. Now I dont know if this works well on fat people, but if I want a fight to end I try and get to the kidneys. I have yet to see anyone really withstand the tremendous pain a good shot to the kidneys induces. I for one have fallen like a bitch due to that.
But in the end, it probably isnt worth it getting into a fight. Unless your a kid and can get away with saying "im a kid I dont know any better." I usually ignore fools who run their mouth.
From my experience, I shoot for a quick pop in the guys/gals nose, that should induce some tears and blind him/her long enough to either A.) run like hell or B.) pummel the shit out of him/her. Now I dont know if this works well on fat people, but if I want a fight to end I try and get to the kidneys. I have yet to see anyone really withstand the tremendous pain a good shot to the kidneys induces. I for one have fallen like a bitch due to that.
But in the end, it probably isnt worth it getting into a fight. Unless your a kid and can get away with saying "im a kid I dont know any better." I usually ignore fools who run their mouth.
Evil Dead
Hail to the King baby
Hawng
Internationaly known
Profanity, your best bet would hide....or [QUOTE Tman].Invest your money into a baseball bat and the best running shoes you can buy![/QUOTE]
Evil Dead
Hail to the King baby
Hawng said:
get those new Nikes, they are like wearing nothing at all and you can run like a Nigerian...yeah I said Nigerian. Which leads me to this question, if you are from Nigeria and are Nigerian, what is a person from Niger called?
-awaiting funny yet racist comments-
Arg_Hamster
Not quite done yet...
I´m not a good fighter but I took some Kempo-classes for fun and the most important thing if you can hit him is to make the other one fall. So grab his arm or legs or get close so he can´t swing his fists into you and scare him with a hard punch to his ribs or stomache (you shouldn´t hit him where he can get serious damage). Kicks are usually overrated since they can make you loose your balance and always watch your opponent, if you fall turn your head his way so he can´t surprise you. Actually the most painful thing to so is locking him in a grip but that takes practice.
On the other hand, you do not wan´t to get hit. Learning how to dodge kicks and blows and how to duck and roll also takes some time to learn.
I could have used these tips when I was bullied in school, ah well, I hate fighting anyway.
On the other hand, you do not wan´t to get hit. Learning how to dodge kicks and blows and how to duck and roll also takes some time to learn.
I could have used these tips when I was bullied in school, ah well, I hate fighting anyway.
Arg_Hamster
Not quite done yet...
Evil Dead said:
Hell, Nigerians can´t run for shit, gimme the shoes the Maroccan team use and I´ll run like lightning!
And I guess they would call the Nigerian "gardener" or "handyman".
The13thCandle
Member
Profanity said:
1. dont panic- keep your head and itll save your ass
2. relax ( as much as you can)- punches are quicker when someone is relaxed, quickness brings power.
3. box a grappler, grapple a boxer
4. vital points- eyes, nuts, knees, nose. one good shot will take the fight right out of someone.
5. and most important. dont fight unless its neccessary, no shame in walking away. but if you have to, do whatever it takes.
oh yeah keep your hands up.
