Fighting

It really seems as though you shouldn't be fighting at all...this really isn't the place to learn fighting skills and if you don't have any skills, it's a little too late for this fight...best advice...try to avoid the situation completely.
 
schenkadere said:
It really seems as though you shouldn't be fighting at all...this really isn't the place to learn fighting skills and if you don't have any skills, it's a little too late for this fight...best advice...try to avoid the situation completely.
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This is the best advice yet
 
Try not to get into one in the first place. If you do, do like others said fight dirty, fight to win and show no mercy. Take a defense class or street fighting techniques. Me, I'm very proficient at breaking other peoples bones. You snap someones elbow or knee fights over. You win. Just try not to get sued if you do something like that.
 
Winston-Salem said:
Who the hell would call themselves Assmaster around here, even for one post? Some kind of damned cock worshipper?
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What kind of a welcome is that for me then?
Anyway, you got it in one. I worship teh cock........MINE. He he
 
TheAssMaster said:
What kind of a welcome is that for me then?
Anyway, you got it in one. I worship teh cock........MINE. He he
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Hey Assmaster. You worship ten cocks? Boy, we don't take kindly to your type round here in NC.

Hey, guy who needs fighting tips. You do what I do: Get a couple of good ole boys around you, grab your enemy, chain him to the dodge, and take him for a drag to the fields. Tie him to a fence post and see if the crows will release him.
 
Winston-Salem said:
Hey Assmaster. You worship ten cocks? Boy, we don't take kindly to your type round here in NC.

Hey, guy who needs fighting tips. You do what I do: Get a couple of good ole boys around you, grab your enemy, chain him to the dodge, and take him for a drag to the fields. Tie him to a fence post and see if the crows will release him.
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.....and then do what to him???? Hey, can I hear duelling banjos???? Didn't Michael Jackson get into trouble for getting a couple of boys around him? Hmmmm, perhaps something got lost in the translation, I love you crazy Americans!!!
 
Fighting is all about reflexes and mental quickness. Whether you really win or lose you prove your point to the other guy to not fuck with you anymore. If you know you cant out right beat the man you thumb his eye or esphogaus. Be smarter than your attacker. Make him make the first move. If he swings first dont rush into retaliation unless certain of impact. If you have any wrestling skills twist the attacker and basically choke him. If forced into a stand up fight because of his quickness pace yourself and play the game of defense. Timing is critical. If its a hail of fists just let her rip and swing like a fucking mad man. Duck and make him miss, swing low into his stomach and ribs ensuring delievered blows. If he cant breath he cant move.If forced to the ground learn about guards and scrambling. Just because you are on bottom doesnt mean you are losing. Protect from head butts on the ground as it is easier to grab and hold a wrist. From your back stick your fingers in his eyes. On top use one arm to control his face and one arm , use your hands and grab his and deliver elbow strikes to the cheeks , eyes and throat.
 
Dude, while I agree with alot of what you said this part here is HORRIBLE advice!! Let him make the first move??? I'm not quite sure of how many scraps you've had....But the first shot can end most fights!! You end up agaisnt someone who knows to feint with their right then crank out a left and you're going to be on your back probably getting the boots planted to your face!! Review the situtation...If the dude is definetly going to push this into violence....THROW THE FIRST PUNCH!! Then the 2nd & 3rd and so on!!

Throw your power punches while stepping into them and push through your back, and always throw more than one!! Punches in bunches!!
I've been reading all the "Fight Dirty" advice (I.E. Pull his hair,go for the nuts,etc...)That's all fine and good for some people, I've never wanted to fight like a broad...If you're going to fight dirty hit him with a bat..Stab him..break a bottle on him!! Something that (A) Draws Blood and (B) lets him know that you don't care if he lives or dies!! You hit him in the nuts you win for that moment (Maybe,I've seen that make some psychos really go off) but unless you're leaving that state he'll probably catch up with you sometime in your near future to even the score..

Try going to a boxing gym and working out
because the best way to win a fight is to be in better condition than him so that if it's going to go for a while you'll be in the fight from beginning to end.

And I'll say it again....If you're asking for fighting tips on a Metal Web board
you're better off changing your name and assuming a new identity.

EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY said:
Fighting is all about reflexes and mental quickness. Whether you really win or lose you prove your point to the other guy to not fuck with you anymore.Make him make the first move.
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