finish this sentence: today i hope that _______

[lizard]

post pic of bald nils pls.

 

[0sm0se]

I'm actually in the process of growing it back out but I believe what you are looking for is this:

That's Fred on the left, the one who oppresses himself.

 

[xfer]

in the next picture, we see The Dope pummeling the owner of the disembodied arm.

 

[The Dope]

Man, my hair is so short compared to that now. I really should update my own avatar.

 

[mousewings]

that i don't have any more dreams of the internet's xfer stealing my potential dream GFs

don't worry. xfer will never steal me away.

@Nils and the Dope: sorry. You guys aren't my type, but I'm sure there are a lot of girls who find you both hott.

 

[goatschool]

guhhhhhhhh awkward blush blush awkward awkward

 

[minxnim]

AMAZING

x

 

[The Dope]

I forgot how much Nils looked like pure, untapped evil in that picture.

 

[Danolich]

...get a job.
...find a reason to be happy.

 

[azal]

I can see Nils running into another room 3 seconds after that pic was taken and maliciously raping someone.

 

[The Dope]

I wouldn't bet against it.

 

[0sm0se]

Sorry, about the delay, but y'all should know I don't need to rape, I'm definitely a murderer. Rape requires fine motor skills as well as enough calm to insert and thrust to completion, things that require concentration. I'm definitely the ax-murdering type, because even if you swing and miss with the blade, shit hurts and I'd just keep swinging until you were nothing more than pink puree of blood, bone, and flesh.

 

[The Dope]

And then would it all still be singing, somehow?

 

[0sm0se]

Like the GODAMNED Clancy Brothers!

 

[xfer]

0sm0se = janjaweed

 

[lizard]

osmose = on ghat

 

[0sm0se]

Pardon my ignorance to your parlance, but what do either of those mean?

 

[xfer]

google "janjaweed" and "sing while they rape".

 

[azal]

search results:

 

[0sm0se]

I'm way more ghetto-fied than that guy, but might bust out really romantic music during a rape to be ironic and ruin R&B for another women for the rest of her life. Also, funny side story, I had a friend in HS who was mortally afraid that if she were ever raped, the guy would sing "Have yourself a merry little christmas" during the whole porcess. I used to sing that song whenever she entered a room.