Finish this song lyric:

Finish this song lyric: Fruity Marshmallow Krispies! Lots of fruity marshmallow _____

  • Shits!!!

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • Tits!!!

    Votes: 4 44.4%
  • Taste!!!

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Piss!!!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Shapes.

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Total voters
    9
WAFFLE-OS!!! That was the best cereal ever. Basically it tasted like CapnCrunch, but in little waffle shapes (duh). They had regular maple flavor, and a blueberry waffle flavor. That was the best- it had a goofy cowboy guy on the front. I still remember having a coupon for it that said "No Expiration Date" even after they stopped making it. Which made me think at that very young age about the vulnerabilities of corporations in a tooth & nail commercialistic society- and eventually my own mortality. MMMM WAFFLY CRUNCHY.
 
It's CIRCUS FUN right in your BOWL and you're gonna wanna come FLYIN'! With HORSES AND PIGS AND COWS AND BEARS and even the occasional LION!

I dunno if those lyrics are right, since I haven't heard the song in about (literally) 17 years. I knew the cereal made people throw up, though. Come to think of it, cows and pigs aren't very circusey.
 
I didn't even like sweet cereal as a kid. My siblings would beg for Lucky Charms or some other gross shit and I would eat Kix and Life.

It's SHITS. Don't you see the poll above? The mighty power of democracy should sway you to the truth.