holy shit. I'm sitting at my desk but I've got the cordless phone from the file room because the regular guys are gone.
phone: ring!! ring!!
Me: *presses talk button* hello, file room!
caller: whore!
Me: what?
caller: *breathlessly* WHOOOOOOOORE
Me: okay....
caller: WHORE!
Me: May I help you?
caller: who's this?
Me: apparently not who you want.
Caller: *click*