Five Serpent's Parodies

[D.Ingram]

Keenan asked, Dave delivers. Order in the court!

Let's start in the album's running order, so title track first (despite In Dreams of Terror being the most common one thus far )

 

[ThatOneDude]

Does this also include In Memoriam your honor?

 

[D.Ingram]

No, In Memoriam is exempt for obvious reasons.

On a simialr subject to this topic though, I actually came up with alternate lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody about FST a week or so back. But I can't for the fucking life of me remember how it went... I'm getting the scientists on it, then recording it. Srsly.

 

[metallica144]

Let's start in the album's running order, so title track first

Make fun of all songs..... ONE BY ONE!

 

[D.Ingram]

 

[metallica144]

PORN! SQUIRTING SEED! WIPE IT ON MY SHEET! * Ol's solo*

edit: made up another one:

ONE! OOOOBEEEESE WIFE! serves us quiche. NICE! FLA-VOUR! DUDE!

 

[D.Ingram]

Five Servings (of) Quiche. Yes.

 

[metallica144]

Five Servings (of) Quiche. Yes.

sounds like the perfect name for the tribute album you talked about

 

[D.Ingram]

This is being done. I swear by it.

 

[Darkofeden]

I KNOW RAW.
Does anyone else hear that in Five Serpent's Teeth instead of "HIDE NO MORE"?

 

[D.Ingram]

Five Girlfriend's Queefs

 

[metallica144]

Five Burrito Chiefs

 

[D.Ingram]

Five German Jeeps

 

[Keenan]

Five Servings (of) Quiche. Yes.

Five Servings (of) Bacon.


This thread is gonna be great.



Also, in Eternal Empire when the fast fast part kicks in, PAST HEAVEN'S GATE
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
FOR THE GIRLS I'LL HAVE LET MY HAIR DOWN

 

[D.Ingram]

Skipping ahead a bit, but Long Live the News Flash

 

[Kaspr]

Fine serving sheep

 

[Snyde]

3. Cunt



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[Kaspr]

Haha if you're referring to Cult, whenever I see the cover of the single or the vinyl, I always misread it for 'Cunt' lol

 

[Keenan]

Glad I'm not alone.

 

[D.Ingram]

All we ask is that you... pound our Cunt?

Dear God, what have we done...