Floppage!

[Nate The Great]

Yes, that's right! Out here in California the college girls are hitting the streets and gyms in full force with barely anything on. Hence . . . floppage of the boobs when they run (or even when they walk if they're tits are bid enough).

The thing about college girls these days (as opposed to 3 years ago, when I was in college) is that not only do they wear the skimpy sports bras whilst working out, but they also wear these TINY shorts that let ass cheeks hang out the bottom. Furthermore, the tops are so low-rideresque that I've practically had to tell a few of them to wear hair nets!

I just watched the NYC news on Fox (Direct TV), and I thought I'd let you boys know that floppage will most likely be on hold in your area for a while.

 

[NAD]

There are a lot of beautiful mostly naked women out here, I can never complain about that.

I can call them all materialistic cuntish whores though, but that's the anti-women kick in me coming out for a spell.

 

[JayKeeley]

Out here in California the college girls are hitting the streets and gyms in full force with barely anything on. Hence . . . floppage of the boobs when they run (or even when they walk if they're tits are bid enough).

Yes, but do they have nice personalities?

The thing about college girls these days (as opposed to 3 years ago, when I was in college) is that not only do they wear the skimpy sports bras whilst working out, but they also wear these TINY shorts that let ass cheeks hang out the bottom. Furthermore, the tops are so low-rideresque that I've practically had to tell a few of them to wear hair nets!

When you approach them, what do you tend to wear under that long raincoat?

I just watched the NYC news on Fox (Direct TV), and I thought I'd let you boys know that floppage will most likely be on hold in your area for a while.

Man, forget about it. Even when the sun is shining in my town, I might as well be living in Bethlehem or Tel Aviv. Unless of course you like the hacidic look....long beards, top hats, trouser suspenders, 10 kids, and big black boots - and that's just the women!

 

[Nate The Great]

All the girls in SLO are generally rich little college girls, but the boobs still flop all the same.

 

[J.]

rich little college girls generally turn into drunken sluts with fake everything looking for their next ex-husbands. no thanks.

 

[NAD]

SLO women don't seem nearly as superficial as chicks tend to be down here.

 

[Nate The Great]

SLO women don't seem nearly as superficial as chicks tend to be down here.

That's actually correct. The girls in SLO are MUCH more like midwestern girls (with more skin exposed). I really don't even see that many sets of fake boobies.

Also, everybody out here is rich (except me), and the college girls actually study. The bars are barely even alive most nights out here. Everybody seems to study or something. I'm glad I went to a college with a bunch of dumb people that never studied.

 

[Black Winter Day]

ahhh... if only you guys attended UNC...

now i'm about to head out once again into the 40 degree overcast weather to look at all the hotties wearing jeans and sweaters...

 

[J.]

oh yeah, well I'm going to the rodeo tonight to see overweight chicks stuffing their jello rolls into tight leather pants!!!! giddy-up!!

 

[Black Winter Day]

speaking of that, i'm going back home to hickville today... i should only be so lucjy as to see fat redneck chicks in carhartt jeans.

 

[Russell]

ahhh... if only you guys attended UNC...

Ahhh, if only you guys attended Imperial College. 70% men and bloody cold weather all years round.

Fuckers

 

[Ayeka]

Now that summer is slowly rolling along again, I feel sadness for no longer being friends with the underage girls I was hanging out with last summer. A year older = a year bigger (in all the nicest places) and a year hornier :hehe:

 

[ChiefB]

Ahhh, if only you guys attended Imperial College. 70% men and bloody cold weather all years round.

...and the rest are made up of 29.9 % cats - used by the 70% of men for experimentation. The remaining 0.1% is anyone's guess at Imperial - although it is a bloody good university!

 

[JayKeeley]

The remaining 0.1% is anyone's guess at Imperial

Dykes.

 

[ChiefB]

Dykes.

...in white lab coats.

 

[NAD]

Dyke: any girl that turns you down for a date.

Whoa that bitch is hot.
No way man, she's a dyke.

 

[Russell]

...and the rest are made up of 29.9 % cats - used by the 70% of men for experimentation. The remaining 0.1% is anyone's guess at Imperial - although it is a bloody good university!

My good man, you left out the 5% that no-one is quite sure on which side of the line they fall

 

[J.]

heh, instead of overweight chicks, there were way too many high school gals. All the college chicks are in SOuth Padre Island, so all the teenies went to the rodeo. We had one 16 ear old right in front of us shaking her ass the entire time. She was pretty cute, but then I found out she had a kid already.

 

[NAD]

Dude that means she goes all the way! Sweeeeeeeeet...

 

[JayKeeley]

Hahaha...you guys are bad! I've never been to a rodeo but it's one of those traditional American things I'd like to do one day while I'm still living here. My wife's grandmother (who lives in MA) is obsessed with watching the rodeo on TV! I think she likes those guys in the tight jeans.