For an even better laugh

[DoodgeGant]

It's a long shot, but

http://www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks/

Email this guy, and tell him Alexi and Hate Cru are like, totally awesome, and lets see if he writes about them :Spin:

 

[Raistlin Majere]

dont be just jealous of me.

 

[DoodgeGant]

Thorpes the man.

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

Awesome. System of a Down Hatemail

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3240

 

[Blake]

"Metal: Okay, we know what this one is. This is where guys with long hair wail like tone-deaf banshees and play jerk-off guitar solos for arenas full of sleazy heshers with flimsy mustaches, dragon t-shirts, and 14-year-old girlfriends. I thought it died out in the late Eighties, but I guess some sorry souls are still clinging to its corpse.

Black Metal and Death Metal: This is that awful tomfoolery with the big pretentious song structures and “BWAAARGHHH” vocals and Scandinavian guys who burn down orphanages and eat each others’ brains, right? The best part of this stuff is the band names, which sound like ten-year-olds trying to name their secret no-girls-allowed clubs."

 

[Heavenscent]

HAHAHA

Brilliant.

Good night.

I'm off to spank the monkey IN PRIVATE now.

 

[Silver Incubus]

that site is killer. I used to read Cliff's I hate you page. That was just too hillarious