Picture this...
"Have you ever wanted to slaughter someone, but been concerned about getting a life sentence? WELL now you can. Buy one of these limited edition gypsies for a fraction of the price of what they used to be. If you kill them on your own land, you can just say they entered you house armed and it was either them or you. Buy today and you get the latest CD by Children of Bodom absolutely free, and thats not all, we are throwing in the whole gypsies family to come and move in with you.
offer ends Saturday 10th December or while stocks last."