For baseball fans, you will be shocked
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BasilisK
Good day, pusscake.
Yeah, well im a red sox fan, so you know how it is =]
but really, i was shocked because it wasnt just some noname. it was Corey Lidle
but really, i was shocked because it wasnt just some noname. it was Corey Lidle
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i've never heard of that guy.Mike27 said:
btw, i'm an O's fan, and we are teh suck.
+1 for us.but what the hell is up with people who play sports or are in movies, etc., thinking that they have to fly private planes too? fucking stick to what you know.
yeah i'm talking to you, John Travolta.
well corey, if you're reading this, requiescat in pace.
BasilisK
Good day, pusscake.
Hardcore Diamonbacks fan and anti-Yankee here.
Had his best years in Oakland too, and they're playing right now just after finding out.
As "tragic" as it is though, he never should have been up there... A guy in training with 5 hours of flight time taking a low-altitude flight around Manhattan... not a good idea. Still too bad that it happened though.
Had his best years in Oakland too, and they're playing right now just after finding out.
As "tragic" as it is though, he never should have been up there... A guy in training with 5 hours of flight time taking a low-altitude flight around Manhattan... not a good idea. Still too bad that it happened though.
True.
I am a true bostonian, and diehard boston sports fan. Well, at least the boston sports that matter
I am a true bostonian, and diehard boston sports fan. Well, at least the boston sports that matter
UnNews:Bush declares war on Yankees after pitcher flies plane into building.
11 October 2006
Yankees leader Osama Joe Torre is thought to be the mastermind behind the attack.
NEW YORK, NY - US President George Bush declared war on the New York Yankees today, vowing to take revenge for pitcher Cory Lidle's shocking suicide attack on a city skyscraper. The baseball player commandeered a Cirrus SR20 aircraft and plowed it into a high-rise apartment building on 72nd street in New York's East Side. NORAD scrambled fighter jets and deployed them around major stadiums around the country to keep an eye out for other rogue players. Airports are reviewing security procedures and officials at New Jersey's Teterboro are working to determine how Lidle was able to get on board.
The shocking terrorist act killed one innocent person, and Bush has vowed to send "wave after wave of soldiers" into a yet unannounced country to avenge his death. Meanwhile, the Pentagon is already drawing up plans to strike the heart of Lidle's evil network - Yankee stadium itself. In an emergency session and a rare sign of bipartisanship, Congress threw it's support behind the president and approved eleventy billion dollars for the war effort.
CIA officials say preliminary evidence suggests that Yankee leader Osama Joe Torre masterminded the attack. Experts say he found a safe haven in Yankee stadium under the rule of Mullah Mohammed Steinbrenner. Critics are already assailing the administration for not doing more to prevent the attack. Days before, after the Yankees lost a critical game to the Northern Alliance of Detroit, the CIA filed a security briefing entitled "Osama Joe Torre determined to strike inside the United States." Democrats say the Republican White House sat on the report and did nothing.
Standing on the debris-filled street below the damaged apartment building, President Bush declared that America will stay strong and rebuild. "We must remember the lessons of 10/11 and never let this happen again. That's why I have signed a presidential order to wiretap everyone's phones," the Commander in Chief declared. Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has already flown to neighboring Shea Stadium to gain regional support in fighting the Yankees. "Cooperation from the Mets is going to be crucial in this conflict," she explained.
Expert analysists from respected news stations such as Fox News all agree that this war can raise the president's approval ratings, because God knows how much people never liked "Those damn Yankees." Through this war, human rights helpers from the United Nations can help the abused women in this club.
Sources
* AP "Yankee Cory Lidle presumed 1 of 2 killed". "", October 11, 2006
11 October 2006
Yankees leader Osama Joe Torre is thought to be the mastermind behind the attack.
NEW YORK, NY - US President George Bush declared war on the New York Yankees today, vowing to take revenge for pitcher Cory Lidle's shocking suicide attack on a city skyscraper. The baseball player commandeered a Cirrus SR20 aircraft and plowed it into a high-rise apartment building on 72nd street in New York's East Side. NORAD scrambled fighter jets and deployed them around major stadiums around the country to keep an eye out for other rogue players. Airports are reviewing security procedures and officials at New Jersey's Teterboro are working to determine how Lidle was able to get on board.
The shocking terrorist act killed one innocent person, and Bush has vowed to send "wave after wave of soldiers" into a yet unannounced country to avenge his death. Meanwhile, the Pentagon is already drawing up plans to strike the heart of Lidle's evil network - Yankee stadium itself. In an emergency session and a rare sign of bipartisanship, Congress threw it's support behind the president and approved eleventy billion dollars for the war effort.
CIA officials say preliminary evidence suggests that Yankee leader Osama Joe Torre masterminded the attack. Experts say he found a safe haven in Yankee stadium under the rule of Mullah Mohammed Steinbrenner. Critics are already assailing the administration for not doing more to prevent the attack. Days before, after the Yankees lost a critical game to the Northern Alliance of Detroit, the CIA filed a security briefing entitled "Osama Joe Torre determined to strike inside the United States." Democrats say the Republican White House sat on the report and did nothing.
Standing on the debris-filled street below the damaged apartment building, President Bush declared that America will stay strong and rebuild. "We must remember the lessons of 10/11 and never let this happen again. That's why I have signed a presidential order to wiretap everyone's phones," the Commander in Chief declared. Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has already flown to neighboring Shea Stadium to gain regional support in fighting the Yankees. "Cooperation from the Mets is going to be crucial in this conflict," she explained.
Expert analysists from respected news stations such as Fox News all agree that this war can raise the president's approval ratings, because God knows how much people never liked "Those damn Yankees." Through this war, human rights helpers from the United Nations can help the abused women in this club.
Sources
* AP "Yankee Cory Lidle presumed 1 of 2 killed". "", October 11, 2006
IdolWarship
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holy shit.
i'm fucking drunkenly trashed and i just snorted a booger out of my right nostril after reading this.
plus after tonights south park, i can believe good ol' Bush doing something like that.
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