alright so post-period right?
i don't know about you, but i get this weird sort of post-period afterbirth stuff that comes out of my cooch on occasion.
so here's the game:
while taking a bath, i've learned how to actually SHOOT the post-period chunks out of my vag! i'd call them more veiny plasma balls, rather than chunks, really, because they seem to have a definite semi-solid form about them.
they're clear, and sometimes have dark brown or red veins running through them (on close inspectation.)
so once you eject these little fuckers (with a good amount of velocity) then this part is amazing:
THEY SWIM AROUND IN THE BATH WATER LIKE SEA MONKEYS, FISH, STINGRAYS, OR LIVING DINOSAURS! (TRIOPS.)
and then you frantically try to catch it in glee, and when you do.... you stick it on the lip of the bathtub. if you happen to experience the post-period afterbirth consecutively for days, then you can line them up all neatly on the edge of the bathtub and try to see if anyone notices.
sad part is, they DO evaporate at a pretty fast speed, so they end up looking like dirt or a little clump of hair.
anyway, i shit you not, try it, it's sort of fun.
i don't know about you, but i get this weird sort of post-period afterbirth stuff that comes out of my cooch on occasion.
so here's the game:
while taking a bath, i've learned how to actually SHOOT the post-period chunks out of my vag! i'd call them more veiny plasma balls, rather than chunks, really, because they seem to have a definite semi-solid form about them.
they're clear, and sometimes have dark brown or red veins running through them (on close inspectation.)
so once you eject these little fuckers (with a good amount of velocity) then this part is amazing:
THEY SWIM AROUND IN THE BATH WATER LIKE SEA MONKEYS, FISH, STINGRAYS, OR LIVING DINOSAURS! (TRIOPS.)
and then you frantically try to catch it in glee, and when you do.... you stick it on the lip of the bathtub. if you happen to experience the post-period afterbirth consecutively for days, then you can line them up all neatly on the edge of the bathtub and try to see if anyone notices.
sad part is, they DO evaporate at a pretty fast speed, so they end up looking like dirt or a little clump of hair.
anyway, i shit you not, try it, it's sort of fun.