for the men (or women?)

I've had my run-in with fake boobs at a strip club in Vegas. The girl I payed for a private dance had fake boobs. She would put my face inbetween them and to be honest it hurt. It was like getting hit in the face by Mike Tyson.
 
Nautica Thorn is the only one that comes to mind.

Does anyone know the name of that pornstar that's on Sex Rehab on VH1 right now? She's ugly as sin but cute in a realistic way.
 
^uhh that kendra chick? she's had maaajor facial plastic surgery. she used to be on howard all the time, she doesnt really look like that.
 
Oh gosh no, she looks like the nanny, lol.

The one that looks bad without makeup. The other one with black hair. I'm a sucker for black hair on any girl, just not Kendra. She looks awful.