damn random AIM messages asking for assistance. but... how can you not resist this tale. i can't believe i've never been exposed to this enigma until now:
THE LEGEND OF SANTO GOLD
"You'll find the next viewing minutes very interesting."
"What you are about to see is a phenomenon that's sweeping across the whole country."
"But first, ladies and gentlemen, our goodwill message for today: 'Say something nice and kind to the very next person you see.'"
"One big team, one happy family of employees, all working together to serve you. Busy at work that they enjoy."
"And a pleasant courteous attitude is a tradition as Santo Gold, your distributor for Santo Gold process products."
"...the miracle of mail order, which brings the merchandise right to your door."
"By now you are probably among the millions who have seen the Santo Gold commercials."
"diamond-like facets"
"...a philosophy that he has always practiced, which is: 'Make a penny on each one, but sell a million of them.'"
"If you're really serious about changing your life right now, from this moment on, and becoming a doer, we'll teach you how..."
"You can hold home party plans with Santo Gold items."
"If you know that a thought is like a picture: negative until it is actually written or carried out, it's still a negative. So turn your thought into positives and become a doer right now."
"Santo Gold is the gift that keeps on giving and giving."
"Santo Gold: The name that will last forever."
HUMANS!
THE LEGEND OF SANTO GOLD
"You'll find the next viewing minutes very interesting."
"What you are about to see is a phenomenon that's sweeping across the whole country."
"But first, ladies and gentlemen, our goodwill message for today: 'Say something nice and kind to the very next person you see.'"
"One big team, one happy family of employees, all working together to serve you. Busy at work that they enjoy."
"And a pleasant courteous attitude is a tradition as Santo Gold, your distributor for Santo Gold process products."
"...the miracle of mail order, which brings the merchandise right to your door."
"By now you are probably among the millions who have seen the Santo Gold commercials."
"diamond-like facets"
"...a philosophy that he has always practiced, which is: 'Make a penny on each one, but sell a million of them.'"
"If you're really serious about changing your life right now, from this moment on, and becoming a doer, we'll teach you how..."
"You can hold home party plans with Santo Gold items."
"If you know that a thought is like a picture: negative until it is actually written or carried out, it's still a negative. So turn your thought into positives and become a doer right now."
"Santo Gold is the gift that keeps on giving and giving."
"Santo Gold: The name that will last forever."
HUMANS!