FUCK JEANS AND PANTS

Feb 8, 2008
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Ft Worth, TX
You're not a REAL metal head if you don't own a pair of MOTHER FUCKING CAMO SHORTS!

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I absolutely never wear shorts, and I live in probably the hottest/most humid place on earth. Shorts ruined Metal.
 
Now I want to invade Sloan's closet with a pair of scissors... Mmuahahaha!

Seriously, I didn't know shorts were such a bad thing. As long as other dude's aren't wearing shorts like these:

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wearing shorts all the time, to bad that I can't wear them at work, but I stopped wearing any kind of camo
long ago, from 14-17 I almost only wear camo pants and shorts but I also had long hair and looked like a
dumbass. No problem if somebody else likes it, but I don't like it for myself, but I don't consider myself metal, too :D