you don't want to look but you kinda have to sometimes ... especially if some pasty Pole is strutting around in a mesh man-thong right in front of you!
Ha!
Example:
Did you want to look at this guy's ass crack as he's dancing? Of course not
I dunno, I wear camo shorts simply because I feel like a yuppie preppy douche in khaki shorts, and denim shorts just look frumpy and middle-aged IMO. That only leaves camos and gym shorts (which I often wear, but the pockets are annoying when I need to carry my wallet/phone/keys/gum). And no way am I forsaking shorts in our humid-ass northeastern summers!
And yeah, Speedos (man-thongs) are just unnecessary, it's a crime against humanity to subject fellow beach-goers to your pasty white hairy Polish thighs! (and miniscule bulge )