FUCK JEANS AND PANTS

^ Its like a car crash ...

you don't want to look but you kinda have to sometimes ... especially if some pasty Pole is strutting around in a mesh man-thong right in front of you!

Ha! :muahaha:

Example:
Did you want to look at this guy's ass crack as he's dancing? Of course not

but don't tell me you didn't!
 
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I dunno, I wear camo shorts simply because I feel like a yuppie preppy douche in khaki shorts, and denim shorts just look frumpy and middle-aged IMO. That only leaves camos and gym shorts (which I often wear, but the pockets are annoying when I need to carry my wallet/phone/keys/gum). And no way am I forsaking shorts in our humid-ass northeastern summers!