Shorts or Jeans/Pants?

[divine_torture]

I regret nothing.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

ur gay

Oh, sthtop it you sthilly goosthe...

 

[monoxide_child]

every time i see someone wearing baggy-below-the-knee shorts, in my mind it somehow kinda looks like tight-Capri-pants that are custom-made for the world's thickest thighs

the only problem i have males wearing above-the-knee-shorts is those weird baggy shorts that just fall open where your junk is totally hanging out every time you sit down

 

[AllShallFall]

Always jeans. i wear shorts around the house, but even in the fuckin hot Southern California summers, I wear jeans

 

[Achtland]

Shorts. I live in California. Who can afford anything else?

 

[AllShallFall]

Shorts. I live in California. Who can afford anything else?

lol that's for sure. it never gets cold enough for jeans, but i wear them anyway

 

[Dak]

You might regret making that request.

I HATE the baggy long shorts on dudes look. Fitted cutoffs or Dickies please. Right above the knee is flattering for most legs.

Knees are ugly, I prefer my cargo shorts to just barely cover the kneecap when standing. Golfer dudes with shorts an inch above the knee look ridiculous.

 

[rms]

I rock Rusty walkshorts during warm weather and some levi's when it's cold outside, I sweat to much to wear jeans all year

 

[sevag00]

I used to hate wearing shorts outdoors because of my skinny legs but till recently. I got over that stupid mentality. I'm wearing shorts like everyday, indoors and outdoors and the great things is, i don't give a fuck what other people think about my legs.

 

[Onder]

I used to hate wearing shorts outdoors because of my skinny legs but till recently. I got over that stupid mentality. I'm wearing shorts like everyday, indoors and outdoors and the great things is, i don't give a fuck what other people think about my legs.

*Applause* Thank you, thank you a lot. Does anyone else want to stand up and tell us their story? You don't have to be nervous, it will make you feel really good when it comes out... Anyone..?

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm a nevernude. I wear cutoffs in the shower. *sobs*

 

[zabu of nΩd]

What about men shaving their legs? Is that fashionable anywhere? Does it affect how some look in shorts?

My favorite leg wear is either pajamas or shorts depending on the temp. I only wear jeans/pants if I need to "dress appropriately" or hike through the woods. I definitely think I look worse in shorts.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Grant should go on a pajama binge at next year's MDF.

 

[damnromulans]

Knees are ugly, I prefer my cargo shorts to just barely cover the kneecap when standing. Golfer dudes with shorts an inch above the knee look ridiculous.

Too long makes your calves look funny/wide!

I have really big legs though, always have, I'm sure it's different depending on the shape.

 

[arg]

I'm a nevernude. I wear cutoffs in the shower. *sobs*

 

[mutantllama]

I drape myself in velvet.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I used to hate wearing shorts outdoors because of my skinny legs but till recently. I got over that stupid mentality. I'm wearing shorts like everyday, indoors and outdoors and the great things is, i don't give a fuck what other people think about my legs.

Maybe you should do some squats.

 

[ArneZ]

Sleazy ripped to hell jeans is always a winner...

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I drape myself in velvet.

This is the best thing posted so far.

 

[divine_torture]

I have really big legs though, always have, I'm sure it's different depending on the shape.

I hate when thin, good looking people say things like this. I feel extra fat and extra fatty and fattier now.