Fuck Metallica And All These Gay Threads! Testament Rules!!!

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Hail Manowar!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hannibal666Lecter said:
Stereotypes have truth behind them. They became stereotypes for a reason and you my sister fucking inbred friend, fit the shoes. Now go milk the cow and feed the pig.,,and this time I'm not talking about your momma. Haha!

I don't even have a sister, you fucking moron. I can already tell your entire post will be made up of "inbreeding jokes" entirely.


Pppfftt! Hit me with some intelligent retorts Billy bob. Apparently your sister's syphillis had done messed up your thinking....or was it your daddy's?

Again with the sister thing.


You are absolutely brutal John bob billy ray. You're going to be a fun one. Hahaha!



Zzzzzzzz...You're so fucking stupid. Hey at least I made it to 7th grade ya hillbilly queer. I wasn't "home schooled" by daddy Jethro like you.

Atleast you made it to the 7th grade? I'm already in College, you uneducated hick.

Does 666 scare ignorant sissies like yourself? Hahaha! What a tool!

Fucking METALLICA FAN BOYS!!! I swear, they are the dumbest motherfuckers on the net. Hahaha!

I don't give the slightest motherfucking shit about "666". It just pisses me off when idiots such as yourself put it in your screen name to seemingly attempt to add some artificial badass to themselves. And a Metallica fanboy I am not. I like 3 songs combined from The Black Album, Load, and Reload. Once again, fuck off.
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Zzzzzzzz...You're so fucking stupid. Hey at least I made it to 7th grade ya hillbilly queer. I wasn't "home schooled" by daddy Jethro like you.

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LET'S LOOK AT THE FACTS. SIX OF MY FRIENDS WHO LOVED METALLICA PRIOR TO THE BLACK CD..THEY ARE NOT METAL HEADS..THEY JUST LIKED METALLICA.

ALL SIX LAUGHED AND DROPPED METALLICA LIKE A BAD HABIT AFTERT THE BLACK CD..THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MUCH ABOUT LOAD/RELOAD.

SO IF NON-METAL HEADS KNOW METALLICA SOLD OUT...

HOW CAN YOU IDIOTS NOT SEE AND/OR HEAR IT! I CAN SEE IF YOU GOT INTO METALLICA AFTER THE BLACK CD WAS RELEASED (**cough**PYRUS **cough**)..THEN YOU NEVER KNEW THE FURY AND MADNESS OF THE OLD METALLICA.

IT'S OKAY TO EXPAND YOUR MUSICAL HORIZONS (it's called side projects...teaming up with other musicians)....BUT TO CHANGE YOUR STYLE SO DRAMATICALLY IS SELLING OUT!


A NOTE TO ALL YOU METALLICASH HUMPERS...DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY NAMED THE FIRST CD "KILL EM ALL"?? IT WAS A SHOT AT THE RECORD COMPANIES WHO DIDN'T WANT TO SIGN THEM...IT WAS GONNA BE CALLED "METAL UP YOUR ASS".

THE WHOLE REASON METALLICA STARTED AND PLAYED SO INSANELY (SPEED METAL) WAS TO PISS PEOPLE OFF AND BASICALLY GIVE THE FINGER TO THE MUSIC WORLD.

NOW JAMES WEARS GLASSES AND HUGS ALL THE BAND MEMEBERS AND LET'S WIGGERS LIKE LIMP BIZKIT AND KORN BUTCHER THEIR CLASSIC OLD SONGS.

THE POINT IS:

METAL HEAD OR NOT..IF YOU CANNOT SEE THAT METALLICA HAS SOLD OUT...YOU ARE BLIND AND THE BIGGEST FANBOY EVER!!!!
 
Dirt allow me to play Devils Advocate for a second...

*runs over to a pin ball machine marked "Devils Advocate" and starts playing*
-Simpsons-

(ok its a visual joke ;P )

-Necro
 
Also, "666" should be banned from life. 666 allows fucking kids to think they are badass - like you.
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you're really not gonna make points on this one.....
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. Maybe you should stop crying about Metallica. They suck. They've sold out. Dirt is right, and the rest of you on the opposing side are WRONG!! (by the way pupyrus, for what its worth, TL is a SHE, not a he.....). If Metallica want to be a "rock" band, then why are they pulling out all the classics from the 1st 3 lps? They sold out, they're a cash cow. Accept it......
 
pest666 said:
you're really not gonna make points on this one.....
err.gif
. Maybe you should stop crying about Metallica. They suck. They've sold out. Dirt is right, and the rest of you on the opposing side are WRONG!! (by the way pupyrus, for what its worth, TL is a SHE, not a he.....). If Metallica want to be a "rock" band, then why are they pulling out all the classics from the 1st 3 lps? They sold out, they're a cash cow. Accept it......
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Oh look, another imbecile with 666 in his name. I don't give the slightest fucking shit whether Metallica sold out or not. It does not concern me, nor will it ever. You fags can't seem to handle someone that likes Metallica. GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
 
Testament Legions said:
You like them? Seriously??? I thought you were kidding...
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Are you saying you've never felt the urge to go out in the woods in the middle of the night and do this???

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Now I like Manowar, but I can still laugh along with all the jokes.
 
a guy... said:
Are you saying you've never felt the urge to go out in the woods in the middle of the night and do this???

manowar.jpg


Now I like Manowar, but I can still laugh along with all the jokes.
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HOLY SHIT, that is PRICELESS! I nearly pissed myself... you rule, guy! Can't say that I've had the pleasure of that "urge." I'm cringing just looking at Mr. Sword wielder #1... ICK. Nice duds :lol:!
 
Testament Legions said:
HOLY SHIT, that is PRICELESS! I nearly pissed myself... you rule, guy! Can't say that I've had the pleasure of that "urge." I'm cringing just looking at Mr. Sword wielder #1... ICK. Nice duds :lol:!
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Glad you liked it! :D
 
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