Fucking ace Opeth description (Orchid)

[batmura]

Amazing description, no? What do you guys think?

Listening to Opeth is like falling in love with a woman who is beautiful in both body and mind. You are drawn to her exquisite appearance, but it takes time to really gain a full appreciation for the depth of her character. Over time, love grows, and the relationship gets more rewarding. Opeth is like that...it starts good, and gets much better over time. This is not a band that you listen to for a while then forget...it is an enduring experience, and a promise of reward. Listening to Orchid and enjoying it is like a gift that offers ineffable delight.

 

[the_drip]

thanks for wasting my time.

 

[Innbydelse]

+1

 

[Kenneth R.]

marry Opeth

 

[FUBAR]

Nice way to put it Batmura

 

[batmura]

Hey FUBAR, what's up bro?

I didn't write it. It's an excerpt from a review at Amazon.com - thought it was cool so I posted it here.

 

[OGM]

:thumbs_up:

 

[FUBAR]

Hey FUBAR, what's up bro?

I didn't write it. It's an excerpt from a review at Amazon.com - thought it was cool so I posted it here.

Oh right, I thought the title was a little "I'm Amazing!" haha

:Spin:

 

[ViCyniC]

Listening to Opeth is like watching midget porn. At first you're horrified by this new style of entertainment, but the more you are exposed to it, the sweeter and more revelatory the experience becomes. Soon after, you find yourself looking for midget men to fuck.

 

[JoeVice]

well, falling in love with a woman is completely different...but i can see where the connection is made.

 

[Benighted Joe]

I concur with that!

But I know this "friends' friend" who isn't in to Opeth anymore! How is that possible? He must be ill or something.

 

[Tubbs]

*Cough* Opeth is like listening to Opeth. At first, Opeth sounds like Opeth but when further getting into them they sound more and more like Opeth! Opethopethopethopethopeth Htepo.

 

[chomps]

The first description makes Opeth sound like an emo band. You lose, fag.

 

[worldwide_suicide]

that's a lovely review of the new michael bolton cd,.... oh .. wait..

 

[chomps]

hahahahahahha

 

[all_sins_undone]

that's a lovely review of the new michael bolton cd,.... oh .. wait..

ok, that is just funny. +10

 

[T-Rat]

that means i am just like opeth...
(hahahahaha)