Fucking Earwigs

Plendakor

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Fuck those basterdz.

The worse: I decide to put my headphones on, duh something comes out of them (while I was wearing them) a fucking earwig. How ironic..
And I saw a 2nd one 5 minutes later walking on the wall.

Got earwigs?
 
shit.....i always check my cans for fuckin SPIDERS! i live in southern Indiana and every house here has Brown Recluse spiders...they are nasty little bastards. just google image search Brown Recluse bite. :OMG:
 
shit.....i always check my cans for fuckin SPIDERS! i live in southern Indiana and every house here has Brown Recluse spiders...they are nasty little bastards. just google image search Brown Recluse bite. :OMG:

Yeah, don't wanna fuck with those guys. Pretty sure they are around here as well.

Never had anything crawl out of my headphones that I can recall.

But I do HATE earwigs (pincher bugs)......they absolutely love to hide in wooden benches and I recall as a kid having one of those small plastic play houses that you could hang out in, and they loved the shit out of that thing.

I basically hate all insects.
 
now all I see at the top of the page where the ad links are is "Get rid of earwigs" & "Kill earwigs" :lol:

Shit I didn't realise this forum had ads (I use Firefox+AdBlockPlus).

But fuck those stupid earwigs. I don't even kill spiders in my basement (which is where my music area and sleeping rooms are) but an earwig creeps me out. lol
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Once had an earwig nip my nuts while I was scrubbing my sack. Apparently shower heads are nice places to hide as well.
 
We have heaps of these in Australia. They are like 2cm long 3 maybe if you're super lucky ;)

They fucking suck, creep the shit out of me haha!
 
^ that's disappointing actually ... thats how big they are here but I was hoping you were gonna say they're the only things bigger than those fucking spiders you guys have "down unduh" ... the ones with their own health bars :D