Funniest thing ever .. probably

[symposium_lexotanil]

THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER SATANIST NAMELY EURONYMOUS!!!!
A PURE SATANIC GENIUS!!!!








ps : dont forget to put a "if you dont post here often,act like a shit-for-brains n00b and we might kind of like you" sign.

 

[Henrik Main]

.................
i meant that you have never talked to me and it's ME that you don't know.............

i'm starting to think that you are retarded or sth

Christ on an enormous bike, I really am a fool. It was so obvious that you talked about yourself that it's almost scary. I will think back to this day as one of my most embarrassing days ever, almost as embarrassing as the whole "cucumber barracks" incident. You clearly have shown me who the more intelligent person is, namely you. Your spelling and punctuation is pretty top notch too, by the way

 

[symposium_lexotanil]

ok i'm a nice person,so here is a secret,previously unrevieled.

the real motives behind the killing of euronymous is the TRUE FACT that vikernes couldnt accept any other qualified competitors for the ANNUAL STUPIDITY COMPETITION.

 

[Hell Mike]

I understand what you're saying, I just happen to believe you're wrong.

EURO: There exist no death metal bands today. There are only a handful of (mostly great) bands (in case someone hasn't got it right - black metal has nothing to do with the music itself, both Blasphemy and Mercyful Fate are black metal, it's the LYRICS, and they must be SATANIC. If not, it is NOT black metal) and what we choose to call LIFE METAL bands. Take a band like Therion. Their music is quite ok, it's actually one of the best Swedish bands (even though that doesn't say much), but their lyrics STINK. They are about society and pollution, what the fuck has that got to do with DEATH? If a band cultivates and worships death, then it's death metal, no matter what KIND of metal it is. If a band cultivates and worships Satan, it's black metal. And by saying "cultivating death", I don't think about thinking it's funny, or being into gore. I'm thinking about being able to KILL just because they HATE LIFE. It's people who enjoy to see wars because a lot of people get killed. How many bands think that way? Not many. I can`t think of one.

EDIT: Directed at IOTS
EDIT 2: In case someone doesn't get it, I am QUOTING Euronymous here, not saying I masterbate as I read his words. Thank you for understanding.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

And you take a guy who says these things seriously? WELL DONE!
THIS is the bullcrap i am talking about. The FACT is that he was probably "laughing inside" thinking "haha what i am saying", and in the same time he was full of bliss because "oh boy i wonder how many kids will buy that crap - Helvete will be full of guys who want to BUY BLACK METAL". Thats a thing not only Mayhem members say. Many call him "a bloody merchant and NOTHING MORE".
On the other hand Euronymus claimed to be
Satanist
Fascist
Communist
at the same time. Go ahead take his words seriously.

 

[symposium_lexotanil]

Christ on an enormous bike, I really am a fool. It was so obvious that you talked about yourself that it's almost scary. I will think back to this day as one of my most embarrassing days ever, almost as embarrassing as the whole "cucumber barracks" incident. You clearly have shown me who the more intelligent person is, namely you. Your spelling and punctuation is pretty top notch too, by the way

don't be so kind.the fact that YOU are retarded doesnt mean that i am the intelligent one

when we (people) say something utterly stupid,it's better to amit it.could save time and brain activity.irony requires extra thought.

when you are out of ideas you can make more comments about my spelling and punctuation!!!!!!! i have a rather poor grammar and a shitty vocabulary as well.dont forget to mention that!

cheers

 

[Erik]

Do you ever shut up?

 

[Erik]

And you take a guy who says these things seriously? WELL DONE!
THIS is the bullcrap i am talking about. The FACT is that he was probably "laughing inside" thinking "haha what i am saying", and in the same time he was full of bliss because "oh boy i wonder how many kids will buy that crap - Helvete will be full of guys who want to BUY BLACK METAL". Thats a thing not only Mayhem members say. Many call him "a bloody merchant and NOTHING MORE".
On the other hand Euronymus claimed to be
Satanist
Fascist
Communist
at the same time. Go ahead take his words seriously.

Serious or not, he laid the foundations for something that eventually became rather serious -- AND in the end, it doesn't even really matter if people are serious. I know a lot of people are, but even if everyone was just joking around it wouldn't fucking matter -- black metal would STILL need to have Satanic themes.

 

[symposium_lexotanil]

ps : dont forget to put a "if you dont post here often,act like a shit-for-brains n00b and we might kind of like you" sign.

 

[Hell Mike]

And you take a guy who says these things seriously? WELL DONE!
THIS is the bullcrap i am talking about. The FACT is that he was probably "laughing inside" thinking "haha what i am saying", and in the same time he was full of bliss because "oh boy i wonder how many kids will buy that crap - Helvete will be full of guys who want to BUY BLACK METAL". Thats a thing not only Mayhem members say. Many call him "a bloody merchant and NOTHING MORE".
On the other hand Euronymus claimed to be
Satanist
Fascist
Communist
at the same time. Go ahead take his words seriously.

Never saw him call himself a fascist really...
The FACT is that he PROBABLY from YOUR point of view thought all of that stuff? Your sources are excellent, mate!

 

[Erik]

There's no such sign, so get the fuck out, you verminous parasite.

 

[symposium_lexotanil]

"so the whole satanic shit might a joke,but blackmetal still needs that"


just take a pause for a moment and FUCKIN READ WHAT YOU ARE WRITING HERE.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

Serious or not, he laid the foundations for something that eventually became rather serious -- AND in the end, it doesn't even really matter if people are serious. I know a lot of people are, but even if everyone was just joking around it wouldn't fucking matter -- black metal would STILL need to have Satanic themes.

So black metal is a joke and you are cool with it.
Nice
Or to be more precise
the foundations of black metal is a joke and you are cool with it.



You spend so much posts about the ideological substance of black metal. And now you are saying that it doesnt matter if it was serious or not. Good. And it doesnt matter if the whole thing is serious? Good.

 

[MFJ]

Anything that I would have to say has already been said by NdX, fotmbm, and Erik... so basically all I am going to say is - they are right.

 

[symposium_lexotanil]

There's no such sign, so get the fuck out, you verminous parasite.

of course there isn't.that's why i keep remining you to put one



and why exactly am i a "verminous parasite"? cause we don't share the same ideas about how TRUE BLACK METAL must be? boy,that's interesting.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

Never saw him call himself a fascist really...
The FACT is that he PROBABLY from YOUR point of view thought all of that stuff? Your sources are excellent, mate!

ALL THESE ARE SAYINGS OF PEOPLE WHO KNEW HIM
KNEW HIM
I am just re-writing them

 

[Erik]

and why exactly am i a "verminous parasite"? cause we don't share the same ideas about how TRUE BLACK METAL must be? boy,that's interesting.

No, because you act like a cockface about it, make dumb, tired jokes and because generally, you have proven yourself to be of pretty much zero worth so far. So either start acting reasonably or get the fuck out.

 

[Erik]

So black metal is a joke and you are cool with it.
Nice
Or to be more precise
the foundations of black metal is a joke and you are cool with it.



You spend so much posts about the ideological substance of black metal. And now you are saying that it doesnt matter if it was serious or not. Good. And it doesnt matter if the whole thing is serious? Good.

No it isn't, fucking READ MY POSTS. I said that I know that a lot of people ARE serious, I'm just trying to prove the point that your blabbering about who's serious or not DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IN THE END. It is a non-issue when discussing whether black metal must be Satanic or not.

 

[Henrik Main]

don't be so kind.the fact that YOU are retarded doesnt mean that i am the intelligent one

when we (people) say something utterly stupid,it's better to amit it.could save time and brain activity.irony requires extra thought.

when you are out of ideas you can make more comments about my spelling and punctuation!!!!!!! i have a rather poor grammar and a shitty vocabulaty as well.dont forget to mention that!

cheers

Yeah, I'm the retarded one. 18 year old persons from Norway are usually capable of communicating in English without grammar and/or spelling errors. I would never be able to do that, because I'm retarded. On a serious note, it's pretty incredible to call my mis-interpretation of your post (which severly lacked in the sentence structure department, thus making it harder to interpret what you actually meant) "utterly stupid". And by all means, do not take the fact that it's around midnight in Norway and that I've been awake since 06.30, into account.

 

[symposium_lexotanil]

so i've proven myself zero worth because... ?

acting reasonably = agree with everything erik says.
proving yourself zero worth = insist on immortal being blackmetal

boy,that's even more interesting.