Funniest thing ever .. probably

[lizard]

I'm in league with satan
I am the masters own
I drink the juice of women (omg wtf wtf haaaaaaaa ha)
As they lie alone
I'm in league with satan
I bear the devils mark
I kill the new born baby
Tear the infants flesh

 

[IOfTheStorm]

Venom own you all

About Oskorei: Satyr told in that interview that it was part of funerals in old times. People painted their faces, so - corpse paint.

 

[symposium_lexotanil]

i thought my post could cause a descent flame.

 

[lizard]

hmmm...that kind of makes sense.

It's like the Ring around the Rosie nursery rhyme having its roots in the black plague.
...................

hey guys its really boring here the day after thanksgiving, because most everyone is not here at work, so I just spent 45 seconds writing a black metal song. here goes:

Today I killed my mother
Because she tried to send me to church
Then I strangled my pet parrot
As he sat upon his perch

Oh satan won’t you blow me
I’ll fuck you up the bung
I can’t wait til you put all Christians
Into an iron lung

(chorus)
Satan satan satan satan
In you I place my trust
Oh no, I’ve got to leave now
Here comes the retard short bus

 

[JayKeeley]

About Oskorei: Satyr told in that interview that it was part of funerals in old times. People painted their faces, so - corpse paint.

OK so perhaps they would have used corpse paint regardless of King Diamond?

 

[lizard]

or Kiss.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

yes. I cant believe that the image of KISS inspired black metal corpse paint....
Most black metallers didnt listen to KD that much .. i think so.

 

[lizard]

that was a joke.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

oh
.

 

[lizard]

I think.

 

[symposium_lexotanil]

kd was (is) a joke..

i suppose that you believe that kd and kiss used to bury themselves in the ground before the concerts,in order to look like a corpse.
no! it wasnt dead!! kd started it all!!!!!!!

hoora!

 

[NAD]

hahaha @ lizard's pictar.

 

[lizard]

whatever. I don't expect some of you slow people to be able to conceptualize like I do, that is why there are leaders and followers.




^
that was a joke.

hahaha @ lizard's pictar.

I "borrowed" it from a guy on the nevermore board.

 

[NAD]

Oh satan won’t you blow me
I’ll fuck you up the bung
I can’t wait til you put all Christians
Into an iron lung

Yes!!! YES!!!! x123809147098r0se987532908ul

 

[symposium_lexotanil]

is it really impossible to start a flame in here??

i give up.

 

[NAD]

This forum is either one giant flame so that nobody pays attention to individual matches being lit, or absolutely nothing is taken seriously whatsoever.

I've been here near 2 years now and still don't know. :zombie:

 

[lizard]

you fucker, why don't you eat shit and die.

 

[spaffe]

Venom own you all

About Oskorei: Satyr told in that interview that it was part of funerals in old times. People painted their faces, so - corpse paint.

Hehe that sounds a lot like an after construction once they realized that KISS' face paint wasn't all that rad

 

[symposium_lexotanil]

This forum is either one giant flame so that nobody pays attention to individual matches being lit, or absolutely nothing is taken seriously whatsoever.

I've been here near 2 years now and still don't know. :zombie:

i hope both.

 

[Hell Mike]

I was VERY close to eating a few of those tasty flamebaits but I just took a snus so I won't